May 2024

Michael Cohen’s TikTok Posts Could Impact His Credibility. Ya THINK?!? Whose f⭐⚡⭐in’ idea was it to put THIS lyin’ piece of shit on the stand? For Christ’s sake! The guy’s been proven to be a pathological liar. If the judge lets this thing go to the jury (which he shouldn’t), and they find #45 guilty, when no crime’s been committed, it’ll prove to the world once and for all, that NYC’s a cesspool full of commonsense-hatin’ Democrats – INCLUDING its judges and prosecutors.

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White House press secretary Karen Jean-Pierre is blaming the pandemic and Russia’s war with Ukraine as just some of the reasons as to why President Biden’s poll numbers are lagging in key swing states. Why doesn’t she just blame the REAL reason his poll numbers are underwater – he’s an idiot.

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President Biden is not convinced by recent polls that show he is facing a difficult election against former President Trump in the presidential election, and this is worrying Democrats. Recent polls indicate that Trump is leading Biden in all battleground states except for Wisconsin. Here’s a thought: Maybe he’ll be convinced when a couple of U-Hauls pull up to the backdoor of the White House next January.

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Portland State University faces $750K in repairs after protest occupation of library. Hey PSU! How’re you likin’ your idea to let the raghead-lovin’ punks run wild now? It’s gonna cost you the better part of a million dollars to fix what they’ve trashed. Why haven’t they been identified and kicked out?

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UN revises Gaza death toll, almost 50% less women and children killed than previously reported. President Biden echoed Hamas’ health ministry death toll data in his State of the Union speech. Well – wadda ya know. The UN finally got around to looking behind the curtain and found out that the ragheaded Hamas butchers were lyin’ through their teeth. Hey Biden! You need any help scrapin’ the egg off your face?

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Con. Bentz scorches democrat members for wolves-before-ranchers. “You know, I don’t think I’ve encountered such an amazing display of ignorance regarding the nature of a wolf. Until this afternoon. A wolf is not a pet dog. It’s not some schnauzer, a golden retriever, or a dash hound. It is the truth of the matter, a natural-born killer. That’s what it does for a living. That’s how it stays alive. It kills things, it eats them, and it does not kill them in a kind and humane fashion – it’s a wolf.” As usual, the earthfirster treehuggers in Salem are simply clueless when it comes to the way ranchers make a livin’. I guess they think somebody from ODFW’s followin’ all the wolves around with plastic poop bags.

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