July 2024

Federal court blocks Biden’s pause on approving gas export projects. Hey President Shithead! How many losses does THIS make?

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Springfield mayor says city patient and thoughtful on SCOTUS camping ruling. Springfield? What about bums in bum-lovin’ Eugene? Don’t hold your breath until the city decides to comply with the spirit of the SCOTUS decision. Being the true Democrats that they are, they’re every bit as bad as Biden when it comes to adhering to their decisions. What am I talkin’ about? The Supreme Court ruled the prez couldn’t forgive all the student loan debt, but he thumbed his nose at ’em and did it anyway. So, don’t drive around town expectin’ to take in a landscape free of canvas condo developments anytime soon. So far, all they’ve done is brought a few of the bum-lovers up on charges.

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Tractor Supply Co. backtracks on DEI roles and goals.

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Trump immunity case: Supreme Court rules ex-presidents have substantial protection from prosecution. Hey Democrats, Biden, and ESPECIALLY Special Prosecutor Jack Smith: STICK IT IN YOUR ASS!

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Do you agree with a 4-day school week? 4 days? Are they f⭐⚡⭐in’ NUTS! Oregon’s average scholastic stats are in the toilet thanks to the Democrats that run this state, and now they’re proposin’ to have the kids spend even LESS time in school? Give me a break.

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Florida man beaten by truck owner after attempted carjacking. Kudos to the 66-year-old who kicked the punk’s ass when he tried to steal his truck at 0-dark-thirty. Maybe this country should return to the days of yesteryear: In the old west, stealing a man’s horse was a hangin’ offense. Just sayin’.

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John Deere announces mass layoffs in Midwest amid production shift to Mexico. John Deere Green’s been a part of this country since 1837. But it’s increasingly being replaced by the green in the greenback. Does this mean that some of Biden’s wetbacks’ll sneak back into Mexico so they can work at a plant building Deere’s products?

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