August 2024

Portland man waits on hold with 911 for nearly 45 minutes. Hey Portlanders! Are you payin’ attention yet? If you keep electin’ Defund the Police, spendthrift, WP Democrats, this’ll never get better. In fact, the way things are goin’, pretty quick, a 45-minute wait’ll be a good day.

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2 Foreign Nationals Arrested For Raping Woman At Knifepoint Near Coney Island Boardwalk. Hey Biden, you slack-jawed idiot! At least ONE of these wetbacks swam the river on your watch, and YOU let ‘im in. This woman’s rape and her boyfriend’s assault are both on YOU, asshole!

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Ex-federal prosecutor who charged George Floyd rioters rips ‘radical’ Gov Walz for ‘letting our city burn.’ I don’t know about you, but I haven’t heard of ANYBODY with an ounce of common sense saying anything good about Runaway Walz. With any luck, he’ll create enough drag on the Comrade Kamala ticket that’ll make it crash and burn in November.

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Critics begin to question Kamala Harris’ vague stance on policy amid 2024 campaign. BEGIN to question? It’s hard to question somethin’ that’s never been there to begin with.

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Eugene residents believe some roadside panhandlers are running a scam. Ya think! How naïve can these WP Democrats be?

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US skateboarder Nyjah Huston reveals bronze medal’s deterioration: ‘Not as high quality as you would think.’ Wadda ya expect from a country that sponsored the blasphemous opening ceremony?

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CNN’s Brianna Keilar walks back JD Vance swipe following backlash: He ‘served honorably in Iraq.’ It pains me to restate the obvious, but once again, a leftstream media talking head doesn’t know her ass from a hole in the ground. She got caught telling an “on air” lie and had to fess up. At least she admitted she was wrong – that’s more than most of ’em do.

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Trump assassination attempt: Grassley demands Secret Service answer explosive claims in bodycam footage. New bodycam footage suggest local police told the secret Service to secure the building where Crooks fired his weapon. To all the Secret Service acting director’s excuses and statements about their failings in guarding the former president, I say WTF! This new body camera footage is a proverbial smoking gun if I’ve ever seen one. You can bet your ass if their screwups had affected the current prez or VP, the leftstream media would’ve been on ’em like stink on shit. As it is, because it was a former CONSERVATIVE president that was almost killed – crickets.

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