August 2024

Neighbors react as police looking for suspect in alleged rape on West Eugene trail. Sounds like another ad for my Transition Centers. Anybody familiar with that area has seen the bums and canvas condos referred to in the article. Dollars to doughnuts says the rapist was a bum, and the getaway bike he was ridin’ was stolen.

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Fireworks display spotted on Skinner Butte sparks outrage due to fire dangers. What a dumbass or group of dumbasses. Whoever it was doesn’t have the sense God gave a rock. This is EXACTLY why they shut it down and won’t let people drive to the top to enjoy the view during fire season. As usual, some brain-dead hippies have ruined it for everybody else.

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Love, money, and elections: Ilhan Omar facing renewed scrutiny ahead of Tuesday primary. I know it’s Minnesota, a hotbed of leftwing WP nutjobs (why else would Runaway Waltz be elected governor), but maybe, just maybe, enough voters will find their common sense and vote out the nepotism queen. Once that happens, the Squad is one step closer to nonexistence.

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Arizona’s Kari Lake tears into Kamala Harris on the border: ‘The only Walz she supports is her VP pick.’ That’s my girl! Tear her a new one! Arizona’s a border state, but you don’t hear Comrade Kamala sayin’ a peep about it, while Arizona citizens are gettin’ overrun by wetbacks.

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Veteran who served in Tim Walz’s battalion addresses stolen valor accusations: ‘Far darker than people think.’ Speaking as a combat veteran myself, I find the lies this weasel used to mislead people who were dumb enough (after all, they WERE Democrats) to vote for him beyond distasteful. For all intents and purposes, they were sacrilegious. Arlington and hundreds of local national cemeteries across the United States serve as the final resting place for those who answered America’s call and made the ultimate sacrifice. Regardless of what kind of spin the leftstream media puts on it, Comrade Waltz is nothin’ more than a summer soldier. When confronted with going to a place where ragheads would be shootin’ his way or tryin’ to blow ‘im up with an IED, he bailed – plain and simple.

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Douglas County woman charged with arson after siphoning gas while smoking. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I think this gal’s missin’ a few beers from havin’ a full 6-pack.

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‘Our lives and homes are at risk’: Juniper Ridge neighbors plead for city action in fire’s wake; councilors press for more. This is another advertisement for my Transition Centers. For those who think the Bend area is far enough east, sadly, you’re mistaken. For Oregon to fully embrace the concept, its state-level Center needs to be somewhere southeast of Wasgontire, a long way from anybody.

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Investigation Reveals Village Of Dolton In $3.6M Worth Of Debt. the village had over $5 million in the fund before Henyard took office. Now, it sits at negative $3.65 million. Folks, in case you haven’t figured it out, shenanigans like this is where the phrase “crooked politician” came from. BTW, true to form, you’ll notice that she’s a spendthrift Democrat.

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