August 2024

Olympic triathlete who fell ill after swim in Seine River says virus made her ill. “It was not clear if the water was to blame.” What IS clear is that the French Olympics of 2024 have become memorable and for all the wrong reasons. It started with the trans-filled blasphemous opening ceremony, moved on to allowing a biological male boxer to fight a biological female, and this issue of forcing athletes to swim in a polluted river. And, hold on to your seats folks. It ain’t over yet.

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Harley-Davidson faces ‘woke’ accusations from Sturgis bikers: ‘Breaks my heart.’ Uh oh. It sounds like they’re heading for a photo shoot with Dylan Mulvaney sittin’ sidesaddle on a Harley Hog. THAT oughta sell a lotta bikes.

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Vice President Kamala Harris names Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz as her running mate. Doesn’t surprise me a bit. This guy’s a Democrat’s Democrat. I thought Oregon politics were bad. The fact that Minnesota elected this guy to be their governor puts them right up there with California in my book.

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Harris dodges questions about her plan to handle a recession. If this country is dumb enough to elect Comrade Kamala, it’ll be the first time in history that America elects an ostrich as its president.

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Wyden tax scheme voted down 48-44. Here’s why: “The bill’s changes mean a parent of three could claim $4,800 in cash credits with only about $13,000 of earnings, down from the roughly $34,500 required under the current credit system.” The only reason Wyden keeps gettin’ sent back to Washington every year is the Willamette Valley’s butt-load of Democrats. He’s an enemy of common sense and a champion of progressiveness over practicality. The linked article exposes why we can’t afford him anymore. If you’re dumb enough to vote for Wyden, you might as well drive through town, roll down your window, and start throwin’ out hundred-dollar bills. My advice? If nobody’s gonna answer the call and run against him, vote for a write-in candidate: Donald D. Duck or Mickey J. Mouse.

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5 measures make the November ballot. Not to be TOO Polyanish, but my picks assume that in a truly representative government, there’ll be equal representation on both sides of the fence. In Oregon, however, the statewide measures always face the challenge of bending to the will of the top-heavy Willamette Valley Democrats.

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CNBC host tells viewers to ‘go with Trump’ if they care about their paychecks. There you have it folks. If you didn’t believe me, now a nationally syndicated guy who gets paid to analyze the economy is tellin’ you to go with #45. I guess if you’ve got more money than brains, the advice doesn’t apply, but if THAT’S the case, how in the hell did you end up on this page? You must’ve been lost.

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All Musk’s Xs move to Texas: Flagship social media company joins SpaceX, Tesla in the Lone Star State. Musk moves final company in protest of woke California policies. Hey Nitwit Newsom! Tell me how much THIS pull-out is gonna cost you in lost tax dollars. Your policies have shifted more and more costs to the idiots who elected you and the rest of your Democrats as you drive the state toward bankruptcy.

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