August 2024

Could Kamala Harris being a cook influence the White House race? The Los Angeles Times investigates. You’ve gotta be shittin’ me! Bein’ able to cook a hotdog without burnin’ it is supposed to qualify a person to run the country? This’s gotta be a new low for the mainstream media. What makes ANYBODY think turning over an egg without breakin’ the yolk is good enough reason to hand a person our nuclear launch codes?

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Multnomah County sheriff defends decision not to jail 1st person arrested for violating Portland’s camping rules. And you wonder why this country has problems with bums. People are no different than any other critter. Unless they suffer consequences for bad behavior, they’re gonna keep it up. Until law enforcement starts enforcin’ the law, we’ll continue to be up to our eyeballs in bums and their squalor.

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Man who shot Texas police officer with rifle was in US illegally. “Chacon-Gutierrez was apprehended by border authorities in Eagle Pass, Texas in November 2023 for being unlawfully present in the United States. He was given a notice to appear at a later date and he was released from federal custody without any conditions of bond or release.” Be sure to thank the Idiot in Chief and his Democrats for this one. You think it’s bad now? If Comrade Harris wins, it’ll get worse.

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Missouri AG filing lawsuit against Biden administration for allegedly flying illegal immigrants to state. Too bad Bumblin’ Biden and Comrade Kamala can’t be held PERSONALLY liable in these lawsuits. At the end of the day, if they lose, they’re just gonna use our tax money to pay any fines. In the future, the only way to stop any of these Democrats from lettin’ in 11 million wetbacks is to have ’em pay any fines outta their own pockets. Maybe then they’d think twice about doin’ somethin’ as harebrained as lettin’ illegals flood into the country.

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