August 2024

OREGON OBSERVATIONS.1 19 AUGUST 2024

Crime is down because crime is up! I’m sure I’ve told you about this before, but in case I didn’t, here goes: The FBI is the clearing house for national crime statistics. If personnel shortages in state and local law enforcement agencies cause a failure in crime reporting, AND OR victims stop reporting crimes against themselves because they know their assailant will be back out on the street before the ink is dry on his arrest documents, the FBI assumes crime’s gone down. Sort of an “ignorance is bliss” kinda thing.

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OREGON OBSERVATIONS 19 AUGUST 2024

Two suspects arrested after detectives interrupt alleged break-in of their vehicle. Looks like another case of Frick and Frack. These two should reevaluate their choice of occupations. This one’s about as bad as the idiot who tried to hold up a bar hosting a cop’s retirement party or the stoner who unknowingly pulled into the Ft. Lewis CID parking lot on a Saturday morning at 0-dark-thirty to do a number. When a CID agent walked out to leave on an investigation, he noticed copious amounts of smoke emanating from the vehicle’s cracked window. He approached the driver, who was stoned outta his gourd, and asked if it was okay to search the vehicle. The stoner said yes, and as you can guess, the driver’s day went downhill from there.

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DAILY DELIBERATIONS.1 19 AUGUST 2024

Jane Fonda says Harris-Walz ticket is ‘only hope’ to beat ‘orange man’ in campaign call with climate activists. In 1972, I was in Okinawa rebuildin’ war-damaged power generators to send back to Vietnam when  Hanoi Jane was photographed sittin’ on an enemy’s (Viet Cong) anti-aircraft gun. Based on her backing of Comrade Kamala, it looks like she’s STILL supportin’ communists.

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