September 2024

House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries declared “we must stop” the “extreme MAGA Republicans” as news spread about the second likely assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump. Wait. What? This the asshole that needs to be stopped from runnin’ his mouth. It was the Democridiots’ incendiary language and messaging like this to the rest of their flock that was behind not one but two attempts on #45’s life.

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NYC council passes slavery reparations legislation to ‘yield material solutions’ from US history. “I’ll move before I’ll pay. I am not paying a dime as a reparation for a harm I did not cause, nor condone, nor once participated in.” Obviously, the dumbass Democrats that run NYC didn’t think this’n all the way through. As if the tax dollar exodus from the city wasn’t bad enough before, they just kicked it into high gear.

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Reactions pour in after VP Harris asked for ‘specific’ policy plan, rambles about lawn care. “In her first solo sit-down TV interview since becoming the Democratic presidential nominee, Harris was asked by Philadelphia’s 6 ABC anchor Brian Taff about what ‘specific’ plans she has to bring down prices for Americans. ‘Well, I’ll start with this. I grew up a middle-class kid,’ Harris responded. ‘My mother raised my sister and me. She worked very hard. She was able to finally save up enough money to buy our first house when I was a teenager. I grew up in a community of hard-working people, you know, construction workers and nurses and teachers. And I try to explain to some people who may not have had the same experience. You know, a lot of people will relate to this.’ YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP! What in the HELL does her nonsensical answer have to do with a specific policy plan? 

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New DOJ crime data appears to support Trump’s debate claims about high crime rates. APPEARS to support? Who’re they kiddin’? Anybody can read the published reports and see what’s happenin’. The problem is Biden and Comrade Kamala choose a report that APPEARS to say crime is stayin’ the same, if not goin’ down, to support THEIR position. In 1929, they’d be sayin’ everything looked rosy while people were jumpin’ off the tops of buildings ‘cause they lost everything during the Great Depression.

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Oregon DMV mistakenly registered noncitizens to vote, says secretary of state. Between this and the recent judgment in federal court against the Oregon Department of Human Services, the problem should be painfully obvious. The skill level, quality, and demeanor of people hired to work in the offices that service the taxpayers of this state are suspect. I mean, where do they find these people? How hard is it to tell the difference between a US passport and one from any other country? If they lack the cognitive skills to make that decision and check the right box, 1. How in the hell did they get hired to start with? 2. If these mistakes are attributed to employees, why do they still have a job with the state?

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‘It’ll upend the community’: PA town roiled by talk of migrant housing in Civil War-era orphanage building. Alright, this shit’s gone far enough. It’s bad enough that these Democridioits are kickin’ veterans who fought for this country out of the place they live to make room for wetbacks. Now they’re convertin’ a building with historical significance into a migrant shelter? ENOUGH’S ENOUGH! All of ’em are illegal aliens. It’s in their name for Christ’s sake – ILLEGAL. Why don’t they take a page from the bum management playbook and put all the illegals in tents? They won’t build Transition Centers to get rid of the bums and THEIR squalor, so taxpayers are used to it. What’s a few more trash piles and canvas condos litterin’ the landscape gonna hurt? There might be an added benefit. If they’d put all 17 million of ’em in tents, maybe their bubble would burst, and we’d see a mass migration OUT of the country.

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Georgia judge dismisses two criminal counts against Trump in Fani Willis’ 2020 election interference case.

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