February 2025

Israel’s security cabinet supports President Trump’s demand that Hamas release all of its hostages by noon on Saturday. Hey ragheads! This is where the rubber meets the road. Either release ’em all, or you’re gonna find out what the retribution that shoulda happened 499 days ago feels like. There won’t be enough of Hamas left to make a football team.

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As egg prices continue to soar, grocers like Trader Joe’s limit how many cartons customers can buy. Now we’re havin’ to ration eggs? Be sure to remember to thank Biden for killin’ 100,000,000 chickens. Talk about cuttin’ off your nose to spite your face.

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