April 2025

Eugene wire theft causes fire on telephone pole. Reminds me of when I worked at one of the two steel recyclers in town. We had bums camped out along our fence line on the adjoining ODOT right-of-way. They’d cut the fence at night, get into the yard, and take copper wire that was bailed and waiting to ship out. Then they’d take it to the other steel recycler and sell it. That only stopped when EPD and ODOT made ‘em move.

2

Oregon Senate approves bill to boost awareness about cash payment law. Manning’s at it again. We’re payin’ his and his buddy Prozanski’s salaries so they can explain how our monetary system works? Even the BUMS’VE figured that one out. Next they’ll be sponsoring a state bill to show people how to wipe their ass.

2

Washington fails to pass proposals that would restrict trans athletes from competing against biological girls. Trump signed his executive order almost three months ago. I hope they’re ready to lose $28 billion a year when #45/47 gets done with ’em.

2

Palestinian leader demands Hamas release remaining hostages. Abbas said that handing over the hostages would end the war. This guy’s probably the only smart raghead in the bunch. He knows if they DON’T release ’em, their whole country’s gonna be turned into glass.

2

Deported ‘Maryland man’ championed by Dems was pulled over driving car belonging to human smuggler. Hey all you dipshit Democrats! If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s a duck. “The trooper noticed eight individuals in the car with Abrego Garcia, who said he began driving three days prior from Houston, Texas, to Temple Hills, Maryland, via St. Louis, Missouri, to ‘perform construction work.’ The trooper suspected it was a human trafficking incident, as there was no luggage in the vehicle. Additionally, the individuals in the car reportedly gave the same address as Abrego Garcia’s home address.”

2

FBI arrests Wisconsin judge, alleging she obstructed arrest of illegal alien. The judge is accused of hiding the immigrant in her jury room while ICE tried to arrest him. Another anti-American judge. She needs to share the same cell block as the criminals she’s put away, then we’ll see how long she lasts.

2

Pickleball lobby demands $3M subsidy. You’ve gotta be SHITTIN’ me! The Democrats in Salem can’t find the money to keep the state from burnin’ down next summer, but they want people in Prineville, Burns, and Ontario to help pay for a pickleball court in Eugene? I wonder if they’ll let ‘em use it for free since they helped pay for it. Of course, even if it were free, I don’t know how much fun it’d be after driving 3 to 7 hours just to get here.

2

Uber warns it may have ‘no choice’ but to leave Colorado ahead of rider safety bill. Okay Uber, here’s the deal. Your business model treats all of your drivers as private contractors, and as such, they’re not really your employees. If somethin’ goes sideways, you can wash your hands of ’em at the drop of a hat. If there hadn’t’ve been so many publicized murders and rapings inflicted on riders by Uber drivers, Colorado wouldn’t’ve had to come up with the law you’re bitchin’ about.

2