July 2025

Illinois’ population is aging ‘faster’ than the rest of the country, editorial warns. Nearly half of high school graduates leave for out-of-state colleges, with 70% never returning to the Prairie State. NOW what’re ya gonna do Pritzker? You fat f⭐⚡⭐.

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USA looking much better than Europe. Notice that the United States really took off after the 2017 Trump tax cuts, which reduced the federal corporate income tax rate from 35% to a flat rate of 21%. Are there any questions?

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Tina Kotek Announces Bold Plan to Fix Oregon by Staring Blankly. At press time, officials confirmed that Kotek’s approval rating had dropped another 3% during the press conference. What more can I add? Pretty self-explanatory.

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Xi Jinping skips BRICS Summit for the first time amid speculation of political turbulence in China and divisions between member nations over trade and strategic interests. Is China falling out of favor? Be still my beating heart.

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‘Porous border’: Over 1,200 Iranian nationals have entered our country that we are aware of, but over a million known ‘gotaways’ remain unidentified, and we have no idea where they went. When the next 9/11 happens, don’t forget to place the blame where it belongs: Braindead Biden and his f⚡⭐⚡in’ Democrats.

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DOJ directs US attorneys to seek to revoke citizenship of naturalized Americans over crime. Justice Department memo directs attorneys to target terrorists, human traffickers, and fraudsters in denaturalization proceedings. This shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone. All they’re doin’ is goin’ after all the crooks who paid off somebody by slidin’ money under the table to get their naturalized status and use it to legitimize their criminal activities.

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