Trump orders reopening of Alcatraz for ‘America’s most ruthless and violent offenders.’ Look at it this way: It’s GOTTA be cheaper than flyin’ all those assholes to El Salvador. He can take some of the billions of wasted dollars DOGE’s findin’ to modernize and harden it, and turn it into the Supermax Prison of the West. Who knows. With the new improved Alcatraz in view as a constant reminder, maybe the wackos of San Francisco’ll straighten up and fly right.

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Trump Admin Offers $1K Stipend for Illegal Aliens To Self-Deport, Saving Thousands In Deportation Costs. The price of deportation is normally $17,000 – under this system, it would be $4,500, savings of 70%. This looks like a no-brainer to my pocketbook.

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Oregon lawmaker accused of creating hostile work environment. Rep. Dwayne Yunker said he was told he was under investigation after reading a sex scene from a young adult book. Let me get this straight. The book’s too steamy to read on the floor of the Oregon State House as an illustration of how out of control the woke progressive Democrats are, but it’s not steamy enough to get yanked off the shelf of a high school library?

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