Democrats have forced three shutdowns since October. If you’ve ever wanted to refer to Democrats as obstructionists, now would be the time.

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Congresswoman Val Hoyle announces re-election campaign. For God’s sake!  If, by some wild chance, there’re any past Hoyle voters readin’ this, for once in your life, do the right thing and vote for Monique DeSpain.

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Mexico travel chaos: Eugene and Springfield locals share their experiences. If I’ve asked you once, I’ve asked you a hundred times – with competing cartels runnin’ that country, why in the hell are people still goin’ down there? Contrary to what you may’ve heard, dodgin’ bullets, explosions, and riskin’ bein’ kidnapped, isn’t the textbook definition of a vacation. Ask anybody who’s spent any time in a combat zone, and they’ll tell you the same thing.

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Mamdani bars minorities and illegal immigrants from snow removal gigs. Let me get this straight. He doesn’t want people to show a photo ID to vote, but he wants ‘em to show one to shovel snow? Maybe NOW the idiots who voted for the commie sonofabitch can see how bad they screwed up.

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Mamdani’s radical housing plan generates backlash as landlords dump NYC buildings. Folks, it’s already started. When the commie’s tax base dries up, it’ll be one of the biggest “I told you so’s” in history.

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Man shot, killed at Mar-a-Lago overnight had gas can, pointed shotgun at agents. A fitting end for a nutjob Democratic sympathizer who obviously had self-control issues.

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Trump signs emergency declaration after Potomac River spill, sewer collapse chaos. The lesson that SHOULD be learned here is what happens when DC voters keep electin’ Democrats. You know – the Democrats that care more about giving taxpayer-provided free stuff to bums and wetbacks, than using those same tax dollars to make sure when you flush your toilet, the shit goes where it’s supposed to. But once the current flood of human shit subsides, the idiots’ll probably go right back to doin’ the wrong thing when they get to the ballot box.

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Hundreds of HS students suspended for leaving campus during anti-ICE walkout. Considering their new governor, I’m surprised this happened in Virginia, but ABSOLUTELY should’ve happened to the high schoolers in Eugene, Oregon. But, alas, it won’t because of the schools’ attitudinal alignment with the state’s donkey ass leadership.

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Oregon nears ‘Exclusion Day’ as vaccine opt-out rates hit record high. I’m confused. Why would any parent not want to protect their child from contracting a disease that could be stopped in its tracks by gettin’ vaccinated? 10% of parents don’t want their kindergarteners to get shots, and that earns Oregon the 3rd highest opt-out state in the nation. As far as I’m concerned, this shameful statistic is one more accolade you can lay on the Democrats’ doorstep. Thanks to commonsense parents like mine, measles, mumps, and smallpox vaccinations were the norm for my generation, who’ll probably live longer than the Exclusion Day crowd.

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