November 2022

Biden’s Secret Service rental vehicles burst into flames after he left Nantucket vacation. Wait – ALL FIVE of them, at the same time, succumbed to fires that appear to’ve started under the hood, and different manufacturers made four out of the five? I can’t WAIT to hear how the White House will spin THIS one. If I didn’t know any better, it looks like not everyone in the bluest of blue Massachusetts is a Biden fan.

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Biden wants your retirement savings to go woke. Here are 3 ways to protect yourself. Whoa! Hold your horses! Just when you thought Biden and his Democrats couldn’t get any woker, they change the rules. If you work for any left-leaning business, e.g., Coca-Cola, Google, Apple, now they can start using YOUR 401K money to invest in any woke progressive ESG fund they want to. What’s that mean in doggie years? It boils down to a situation like the lawsuit against unions a few years back, when leftist union management used everybody’s union dues to donate to liberal political candidates and causes. If that’s not enough to piss you off, you need to put it in perspective – taxation without representation is why we fought a revolutionary war 247 years ago. Of course, to know that, you’d’ve had to go to school in the days when they still taught FACTUAL U.S. history, not the CRT, 1619 Project drivel the schools are using to brainwash kids nowadays.

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What 2023’s forecasted recession is looking like.  Nothing like sitting on the couch, arm around your sweetie, watching a dumpster fire as the Democrats’ economy burns you out of house and home.

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Teen flees scene after crashing car, leaves injured family members in the wreck. Okay – I’ve been working on an idea to post on the subject and’ve been waiting for a news item to appear that hammers down the point. Today, that story appeared. IMPETUOUSNESS: the trait of acting or doing something quickly and without thought or care. YOUTH: the period between childhood and adult age. The impetuousness of youth is epitomized by the 19-year-old highlighted in the linked article: The DUI teenager crashed into a parked car, bailed out, and ran, leaving behind members of his family that were also in his car and injured because of the wreck that he caused. While EVERYBODY is guilty of doing dumb things at some point during their lives, most of these events occur in the adolescent or pre-adolescent years. 90% of the reason these things happen is the failure of one or both parents to provide training in commonsense life lessons to the developing child. I’ll chalk up 5% due to curiosity-killed-the-cat syndrome in all kids. The other 5% is due to failures in our public education system – God forbid teachers would touch on important stuff like the meaning of conscientiousness along with CRT, transie conversion, and how to correctly display the rainbow flag.

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Deadline passes for Biden admin to appeal ruling against the transgender mandate, religious groups hail victory. Hey Biden – you f⭐⚡⭐in’ moron! Are you tired of losing yet? How many does this make? By now, it’s GOT to be at least half a dozen, if not more. You’ll have to forgive us commonsensers – we never thought this would make it through the court system, even though your buddy Obama dreamt it up. For those that need a recap, the Human Services (HHS) transgender mandate required doctors and hospitals to perform gender reassignment surgeries on any patient – including children – even if it was against a doctor’s conscience or medical judgment. It fits right in with the woke progressives’ agenda. There’s a similar case about to hit the 8^th Circuit Court of Appeals. Any bets on what’s gonna happen? God willing, and the creek don’t rise, by the time Biden celebrates two years in office, he’ll be working on a dozen losses in the federal court system.

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Whole Foods decision to pull lobster divides enviros, pols. How many remember the movie “Soylent Green,” starring Charlton Heston? For those that don’t, here’s a brief recap – in a future society, overpopulation has run rampant, there’s not enough food to go around, and as a result, humanity’s destitute have been reduced to eating Soylent Green, which is made from human corpses. This is where these earthfirster tree-hugging bastards are taking us. They’re already trying to put diapers on livestock. Today it’s lobsters. Tomorrow it’ll be something else. The greenies’ entire movement was spawned in a snowflake safe space located at woke progressive indoctrination centers from coast to coast. Don’t believe me? Open your eyes and pay attention. In the Pacific Northwest, the anti-fossil fuel fanatics want to tear out all the dams that give us renewable electricity so that they can save more steelhead and salmon. Don’t kid yourself. That’s not so you can eat more fish – it’s so the fish can swim upstream easier. After all, the fish don’t need the electricity produced by the dams. Only we humans do.

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Portland business permanently closes, citing concerns with crime. Hey Wheeler – you imbecile! At this rate, Portland will run out of stores before your term ends. Your staff telling people you’re looking into grants to reimburse small businesses for their losses is like putting a Band-Aid on a severed artery. It’s hard to believe ANYBODY could be born with so little common sense – they must’ve gone to college to lose what little they had. All you have to do is ask anybody that doesn’t attend your lie-filled $1000-a-plate fundraisers, and they’ll tell you Portland’s crime problem was made worse the minute Soros-elected DA Schmidt took office. You’ve already made national headlines thanks to the soft-on-crime safe zone you’ve created. At this rate, it won’t be long before you overtake Chicago’s crime stats – even though that’s what Democrats excel at, and believe it or not, that’s not a good thing.

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Eugene officials hear feedback about electric-only infrastructure proposal for new homes. Here’s an idea – why doesn’t the woke progressive city council and their rabid earthfirster tree-huggers table the discussion until next July? Then, they can reconvene at the Country Fair, where there’s sure to be more support for their ban. They can host an information booth staffed by tie-died hippies, who can talk about mining the required quantities of rare-earth minerals required to build all the EV batteries and other high-tech gizmos and how it will have the earth’s population living on floating boats long before it chokes to death on carbon. Besides, once they dig up the dry acreage mining for all the battery components, where will they drive their electric car? There won’t be any land available for roads.

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New York City DA Bragg downgrades over half of felonies to misdemeanors. This guy’s an idiot. I’ll guarantee you that magically turning 52% of felonies into misdemeanors won’t reduce crime by 52% – if anything, it’ll increase it. Don’t believe me? All you have to do is go to your favorite browser once or twice a month for a while and do a search for ” NYC crime rates.” Compare that day’s numbers to the last search and see what you get. A recent poll shows 73 percent of Americans believe crime is higher under Joe Biden. In case you’ve forgotten – perception is reality. It’ll continue to increase WITHOUT the misguided help from assholes like this guy.

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