December 2022

A court tossed a case brought by four female track athletes who alleged Connecticut’s transgender inclusion policy puts girls at a disadvantage. THIS ONE better be headed to the U.S. Supreme Court! Is ANYBODY surprised that the WP justices voted in favor of the wannabe girls? It’s CONNECTICUT, for Christ’s sake! Every judge sitting on that state’s Supreme Court was put there by a Democrat. Saying that you deserve to compete against REAL girls just because you’re a FAKE girl is like saying you should be allowed to arrest people just because you got a plastic badge out of a Cracker Jack box.

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The U.S. Senate passed the 2023 National Defense Authorization Act on Thursday night after the House of Representatives approved it and now heads to President Biden’s desk. Go ahead, Biden – give it your veto stamp. It takes a 2/3 majority in each house of Congress to override your veto. It passed in the Senate 83 – 11. That means only 94 voted on it, and 2/3 of that means only 63 have to vote yes again to tell you to shove it up your ass.

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Democrats Remain Mum on FTX Gift. Of course they won’t say anything, and if you really believe the Oregon donkey’s asses are even THINKING about giving the $500,000 back, I’ve still got some of that oceanfront property in Arizona I can sell you.

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Students at expensive New York university occupy campus, demand A-grades for everyone. New School students are also demanding no tuition increase until 2028 and that the university president’s house becomes “communal property.” And you wonder why I constantly rail against arrogant elitist woke progressives (WP’s)? This story is a perfect example. If all institutions of higher learning in this country start cranking out crops of entitled snowflakes like this, the country is doomed. They might as well start handing out Chinese communist flags now ’cause in a generation, we’ll be working for them. You wanna know where this shit started? When the WP schools started giving out participation trophies to kids for just showing up.

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Judge temporarily blocks Biden’s push to end ‘Remain in Mexico’ policy. Hey Biden – you f⚡⭐⚡in’ jackass! Add this one to your stack of losers. Based on the number of court cases you’ve lost in less than two years, I’m surprised you can see over the pile. You know why that is? It’s because, thankfully, there’re more people with common sense deciding what’s right or wrong than there are woke progressive nut jobs giving you advice in your White House. It takes a while to work through the system, but maybe, just maybe, the court system can turn around all the stupid stuff you’ve done by the time you’re kicked out of Washington in 2024.

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Oklahoma transgender student charged with assaulting female high school classmates in the bathroom. Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt signed a law in May requiring students to use facilities that matched the sex on their birth certificates. Alright – this transie shit’s gone far enough! Now a wannabe girl has beat up real girls when he didn’t like how the conversation was going – IN THE SCHOOLS FEMALE RESTROOM, WHERE STATE LAW PROHIBITS WANNABE GIRLS FROM BEING, NO LESS! I guess the Governor of Oklahoma will have to increase the budget for every school in the state and hire police to stand guard at the entrance to all girls’ restrooms. When YOUR daughter’s beaten up or raped by a wannabe girl in her school’s female restroom, you can blame the woke progressives who started this shit and WP teachers who, instead of teaching the three Rs, were spending time convincing little boys that they were really little girls and vice versa.

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Biden administration boating proposal would be ‘greatest regulatory overreach’ of its kind, critics warn. The proposed regulation aims to prevent boats from hitting endangered right whales. 5 whale strikes in 15 years are equal to a million to one odds, when you factor in the number of vessels in the regulated area. Next thing you know, Biden’s people will want to restrict the speed limit on all highways to 11.1 MPH to avoid raccoons and opossums. How in the hell did we get here – I mean, besides letting Biden drive the federal regulatory train?

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Biden reportedly lashed out about media fixating on his age: ‘You think I don’t know how f—ing old I am?.’ Way ta go, Biden, you horse’s ass. For a guy who has deteriorated to the point that he can’t finish a coherent sentence, asking about age and its impact on your abilities is a valid question. If a person is staggering down the sidewalk and bumping into things, it’s perfectly acceptable for anyone to ask if he’s drunk.

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