January 2023

Rules for thee’: First lady roasted online for cooking on gas stove the Biden admin is looking to ban. I see Biden’s forked tongue even extends to his kitchen. I suppose he bribed the CPSC to look the other way. Democrats’ hypocrisy at its finest.

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House Republican files articles of impeachment against DHS Sec. Mayorkas. IT’S ABOUT DAMNED TIME! This country’s drowning in illegal aliens, and it’s a direct result of Mayorka’s incompetence under the direction of the Idiot in Chief. I still don’t know how it’s possible to tell the American people that the border’s secure when the CBP’s published data shows millions of wetbacks have invaded the United States since Biden was sworn in. How do you do that and keep a straight face, or your job?

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Department of Education to propose ‘student loan safety net’ alongside forgiveness. “The new proposal would cap payments for undergraduate loans at 5% of borrowers’ pay, cutting their bills in half, and require payments only for those who earn more than about $30,000 a year. As long as borrowers make their monthly payments, any unpaid interest would not be charged. The new plan would erase all remaining debt after 10 years for those who took out $12,000 or less in loans.” Biden’s college debt forgiveness plans are at the top of the in-box stack at the Supreme Court, where smart money says it’s going to lose. This smells like a similar debt reduction plan, which’ll do the same thing – shift the burden to the taxpayer who didn’t take out the student loan. While not as bad as outright loan forgiveness, it reduces the repayment amount, which means tax dollars destined for other areas will have to be used to fill the gap caused by his student loan payment reductions.

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Eugene Police: 17-year-old killed in hit-and-run at W. 7th Ave and Van Buren. In April 2017, the Oregon State Court of Appeals ruling in Oregon v. Daynanthony Tyler made jaywalking legal, and as a result, incidents of this nature have become more common. The kid was crossing in the middle of the intersection after dark and, truth be known, wasn’t wearing light-colored or reflective clothing. This is what the WP faction does. They take commonsense laws that’ve been on the books for years and either eliminate them or change them so much to make people happy, that they’re useless. In this case, their ruling meant to allow bums to legally push their overloaded, stolen shopping cart across a busy street in the middle of a block, cost a human life. Anyone sitting on the state appeals court bench that voted to make jaywalking legal should be made to put “caused a person’s death” on their resume.

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Biden aides discover a second batch of classified docs at another location. HEY JOE – YOU HYPOCRITICAL ASSHOLE! Wadda ya got to say for yourself now?!? You went on and on about how irresponsible #45 was, but the finding of MORE classified documents in your private office would appear to be a severe case of the pot calling the kettle black.

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Russia launches criminal probes against prominent Kremlin critics. This is the latest in a months-long, sweeping crackdown on dissent. PAY ATTENTION, PEOPLE! Substitute “Democrats” for “Kremlin,” and it’s not too much of a stretch to see that being done here. Some people arrested for the Jan 6 capital incident spent MONTHS in jail before they had a trial, so don’t try to tell me the Kremlin thing couldn’t happen here – the Democrat-infested FBI is already doing it!

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Classified documents from Biden’s time as vice president discovered at Penn Biden Center, White House says. HEY BIDEN, YOU TWO-FACED DIPSHIT! Remember when you said this about #45: “How that could possibly happen? How anyone could be that irresponsible? And I thought what data was int here that would maybe compromise sources and methods? And it just — totally irresponsible.” Even though it was grammatically incorrect, we got the gist of it –  you were slamming #45 for illegally having classified documents. How does your shoe fit now that you’ve taken it out of your mouth and put it on the other foot? Or maybe the question should be, did you have to go to school to be that hypocritical, or did it come naturally?

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IRS targeted the poorest taxpayers, while millionaires went mostly unscathed in 2022. There ya go. NOW can you see why the new House majority’s going to cut IRS funding so they can’t hire 87,000 people to take even MORE of your money?

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