January 2023

Once again, Mapleton residents don’t have water. You think YOU’VE got problems? How’d you like to live in Mapleton? For the second time in a little over a year (Nov ’21 was the last time), they’re without water, EWEB can’t provide enough temporary water tanks, and Mapleton Water hasn’t found the leaks yet. What they can or can’t charge people for the water they’re using isn’t the problem. The taxes paid for building and maintaining the water storage, and delivery infrastructure is the problem. You can’t get blood outta a turnip, no matter how hard you try.

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CNN New Year’s Eve spectators take to social media when the network misses midnight. Leave it to the lefties over at CNN. The way they’re going, pretty quick, the only audience they’ll have is janitors leaning on their mops pulling the graveyard shift. THAT’S the shift they need to have limp-wristed Lemon working. That way, with their low viewership, there wouldn’t be much to lose when he f⭐⚡⭐ed up.

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Suspect in NYC police stabbing may have Islamic extremist ties. Is anybody surprised? The TSA, with its intrusive inspections that exist in every airport, along with FISA courts, are just a couple of nationwide societal changes that were forced on us as a direct result of: A raghead trying to blow a plane up with a bomb in his shoe, setting off a bomb in the twin towers parking garage, and when that didn’t work, blowing them up by crashing hijacked planes into them. From Afghanistan, through the Gulf War, to Iraq and Syria, this country’s sent thousands of patriots to be killed or maimed for life – all because of ragheads. And it’s not over yet. As long as the radicals run things in Iran and fill impressionable minds with their caustic Islamic filth, hatred of America will never end. If that makes you mad, point your anger at our Idiot in Chief who’s begging them on bended knee (like his mentor Slack-jawed Obama) to sign the Iran nuclear agreement.

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Judge halts California fast-food law as restaurants, unions hammer each other. How’d you like to be running a fast-food joint with a razor-thin profit margin and have the WP State of California tell you that you’re going to have to pay your workers a zillion dollars an hour? NO WONDER the wetbacks are breaking federal law to get here. Luckily, at least ONE judge in the state has some common sense and squashed the state’s plans. 

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‘OUR CITY IS IN PERIL’: Portland business owners demand more action as criminals ‘wreak havoc.’ Portland – I don’t wanna hear it! If the citizens (that includes all of you business owners) hadn’t’ve voted in all of the WP Democrats, from Wimpy Wheeler, the mayor, all the way down, you wouldn’t have the crime epidemic you’ve got now. On top of that, you’re having to put up with a Soros-elected county DA (you also elected him – remember) that lets crooks and vandals go as fast as law enforcement brings ’em in. You want a safe city – quit electing assholes that worsen the problem.

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Some pet owners say high inflation is why they’re giving up their pets. If you can’t stand the heat, get outta the kitchen. Pet lovers, if the Biden-caused inflation has got you thinking you’re going to have to get rid of Fido ’cause you can’t afford to feed him, look at the bright side – at least you don’t have to eat him for supper like a lot of families in Venezuela.

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Ohio county reports more than 80 measles cases, the majority of the country’s 117. Wait a minute! You expect me to believe that all those measle cases resulted from people traveling to places like Bangladesh? More than likely, it hitchhiked in with the 5 million wetbacks Biden’s let into this country, many of which have already made it to Ohio. Anybody that can’t make that connection is living in Naiveville.

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Hundreds of Oregon criminal convictions overturned due to nonunanimous jury verdicts, Supreme Court decides. In case you’re wondering, and if you’re bothered by the thought of suddenly being inundated by felons, there’s only one group to blame it on – Democrats – and the people that elected ’em. Elected Democrat politicians are the ones that appointed all of Oregon’s Supreme Court Justices, who’ve been responsible for verdicts like this one. Following Queen Brown’s lead, who’s released HUNDREDS of criminals in the death throes of her governorship, the Supreme Court seems bound and determined to carry out whatever you call the WP’s brand of justice. No wonder people are leaving this state in droves or clamoring to become subjects of Idaho’s commonsense government.

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