January 2023

Biden dragged for insisting classified docs were stored securely next to Corvette: ‘Most Biden thing ever.’ HEY BIDEN – YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLE! Using the reasoning that the box of classified documents was stored in accordance with national security regulations ’cause they were next to your Corvette in a locked garage, once again, leaves your total lack of knowledge regarding national security matters flapping in the breeze for all to see. Good thing the Chinese are pumping money into your account through the backdoor ’cause you sure as hell aren’t earning the wage you get from the American taxpayer.

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LAWMAKER ROLLS OUT 31% INCOME TAX INCREASE! If this doesn’t shine a light on the nutjobs Portland-area Democrats send to Salem, I don’t know what does. This state ended this fiscal period with a $1.1 billion surplus, and the Democrats want to raise our taxes another 31%. Let that sink in. “Right now, Oregon has the 4th highest top tax rate in America.” If this bill passes and Crazy Kotek signs it into law, we’d go from 4^th to 2^nd place. Hey Salem! Put THAT on your advertising materials to draw in more residents and boost your revenue. It’ll probably go over like a fart in church with your marketing people. To borrow from the linked article:

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New low for Hunter Biden: Fighting to prevent daughter with an ex-lover from using his last name.The Idiot in Chief’s Son of Sleaze effectively said, “you are no Biden.” It extends to the White House and gets better: The media “has also ignored the utter lack of support from President Joe Biden and the First Lady, who tellingly omitted hanging a Christmas stocking for Navy Joan as one of their grandchildren. (The dog and cat did receive stockings).” Let that sink in. This sleaze ball was screwing his brother’s wife, made a habit of documenting trysts with streetwalkers while doing crack, took jobs overseas to make money selling access to his VP father, and now his latest crowning achievement – is fighting to deny the daughter HE FATHERED, use of her rightful last name. There’s a special room in hell waiting for this sleazebag.

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Democrats push to amend Constitution so that 16-year-olds can vote. This isn’t a new idea the Democridiots stumbled upon, and it’s just as dumb as it was the last time. 16-year-olds (especially in Oregon, where they don’t even have to know how to read or write to graduate high school) barely grasp how to get a date or drive a car, much less which person should be in charge of spending their tax dollars. 18-year-olds aren’t much better, but when they were permitted to vote in 1971, it made more sense. After all, if they’re old enough to fight and die for this country, they should be able to vote for the person that’s sending them down range. Democrats want 16-year-olds to vote because they’re impressionable and easy targets for all the local activists employed by the WP left-wingers.

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Why Kevin McCarthy booted three left-wing Democrats from their House committees. Out of 434 members of the House of Representatives, the three he kicked off committees were the biggest asshole Democrats in the chamber: Lyin’ Shithead Schiff still claims to have evidence that Russia was pulling #45’s strings; Spybait Swalwell was screwing a Chinese spy, and Jew-hater Omar rounds out the trio. There are more to be sure – AOC, Maxine Waters, and Pompous Pelosi to name a few, but the three he stripped of their committee memberships were prime candidates. If I’d’ve been in the House, this guy would’ve gotten MY vote.

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5 more classified documents found at Biden’s Delaware home, White House lawyer says. What the hell? This is becoming a weekly thing with the doddering old fool. He’s got classified documents strowed around willy-nilly in his personal home two states away from the White House, and he’s got the gall to call out #45? Give me a break. How many more are they going to “find?” Does this whole thing sound familiar? Let’s not forget that they found the first batch just days before the midterms and, ala Hunter’s laptop, didn’t say a word about it until two months later.

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A lead-in quote from a Register-Guard article: “Lane County has failed to compensate deputy district attorneys adequately for years.” I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. This problem is more extensive than Lane County and affects more than the prosecutorial sector. If governments at all levels in the state used some of the revenue surpluses to bolster the salaries of the DA’s staff, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. For Christ’s sake! Oregon has a $1.1 billion budget surplus, and they’re spending it on magic mushroom policy focus groups, hard drug counseling sessions, as well as wetback and bum freebies. They might as well pass a law like Illinois just did and turn over the state to the bad guys. Portland and Multnomah County have a good start on that, but they’re not there yet. This state has one of the WORST cases of priority misalignment in this country, so don’t blame the DA – she’s the lightning rod for these nutjob groups. For any skeptics out there, here’s the bottom line from the state’s website:

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George Soros-backed open border group suing DeSantis over migrant flights violates federal tax laws. You don’t say. Is the Socialist Soros group acting like an illegal shell company? I’ll be damned. Maybe we’re watching the start of a real effort to gut the WP asshole. It wouldn’t break MY heart.

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NJ congressman demands investigation into whether offshore wind projects are killing whales. Alright, you greenie earthfirster sonsofbitches! I’ve been waiting for this one to come along. Seven dead whales in two months after NJ installed an offshore wind farm, and in doing so, disregarded warnings that it could cause harm to whales. Here’s a taste: “Offshore wind is by far the most expensive way to get zero-emission electricity and is probably the most environmentally damaging way to do so,” Dave Stevenson, the director of the Center for Energy Competitiveness at the Caesar Rodney Institute, previously told Fox News Digital. “It just is the worst option we could come up with.” Yet, despite warnings like this, the NJ governor, egged on by Sir Biden the Idiot (both are Democrats), sanctioned the building of the whale killers anyway. When the investigation’s complete, and those offshore wind farms are found to be at fault, do you think either Murphy or Biden will be held accountable? I doubt it – again, they’re both Teflon-coated Democrats.

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