February 2023

Pentagon spokesman Brig. Gen. Pat Ryder said Friday night there’s a Chinese surveillance balloon traveling over Latin America in addition to the one floating over the U.S. Hey, Biden! YOU COMPLETE F⚡⭐⚡IN’ MORON! I forgot more about what the red Chinese can do than you ever figured out. The first one should’ve gone down in flames as soon as it crossed the 12-nautical mile mark off the coast of Alaska. You idiots’ve known this was headed our way as soon as it left China.

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205 Democrats vote against bill forcing federal workers to return to the office as COVID winds down. Just so you understand – EVERY Democrat in the House voted to allow remote federal employees to continue to work from home YEARS after the pandemic went away. To put that in perspective, Democrats are saying it’s okay to use YOUR tax dollars to pay the wages of other Democrat bureaucrats to show up for work at their kitchen table in their bathrobe. At the same time, YOU have to get dressed and start driving to work at your privately-owned business extra early because of the ice storm that blew in last night. I hope everyone’s taking notes they can refer to before Election Day next year. The only good Democrat is – oh wait – there aren’t any.

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An offering for all those that may’ve been operating under the misconception that squirrels get along all the time:

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Tolling ugly secret: They don’t even need the $$. This was suspected for months, as stories on the proposed tolling venture went back and forth, but the linked article finally says it like it is.

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