April 2023

Country music star pulls Bud Light from Nashville bar amid Dylan Mulvaney partnership: ‘They aren’t ordering.’ If this keeps up, Bud Light’ll be givin’ their stuff away to the bums ’cause nobody’ll buy it. Who knows? Their debacle might go down in history as the first example of how to embrace the transie movement and ruin a business. If enough people with money and fame tell these woke companies what to do with sponsoring these transies, maybe as a nation, we can get past the speedbump they’ve created and get on with things. The flag to fly on the Fourth of July is red, white, and blue, not a rainbow or pink stripes. The day the servicemen and women of this country follow a limp-wristed drag queen into battle is when America starts eating rice out of a bowl, surrounded by barbed wire and Chinese guards. For God’s sake, people – wake up before it’s too late! Put somebody with more than a little common sense back in the White House, or we’re all doomed.

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Army veteran GOP rep pushes to impeach defense secretary over ‘woke’ military, Afghanistan debacle. At last! SOMEBODY’S head needs to roll after the Afghanistan clusterf⭐⚡⭐. On top of that, Austin’s shoving DEI down the throats of anybody that wears a uniform when they SHOULD be learning how to fight and win a war in defense of this country. It’s past time – bounce the Bozo out on his head.

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Oregon paper laments homeless crisis, high taxes, violence driving residents to other states. Welcome to Portland – the new California. And WHY are people in significant numbers exiting The Rose City and the state in general? How about this: “The paper also warned that the soft touch to drug crime in the state has measurably failed.” Let’s face it – bums don’t want to clean up around their tent area, and when they’re high or drunk all the time, they REALLY don’t give a shit about housekeeping. So, thanks, Oregonians, for passing Measure 110. Next time you have to walk around a bum sprawled out in a drug-induced stupor or answer questions from your grade-schooler when they’re asking about used needles on the ground in what used to be your favorite park, give yourself a pat on the back. If you voted to approve Measure 110, those experiences are what you voted for. Enjoy. If you didn’t think the Measure would lead to where we are today, you’re dumber than I thought.

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Riley Gaines rejects SFSU’s statement suggesting students protested ‘peacefully’: ‘I was assaulted.’ Ahh, SF – the home of fagaroonies and lesbos, and now apparently, the use of bizarro-world definitions where up means down, wrong means right, and peaceful means assault and ransom. Only in the trans-filled City by the Bay.

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Transgender golfer sparks social media outrage after winning women’s Australian golf tournament. Here in the US, we need to get used to it. Until the states can figure out a way around Biden’s Title IX executive order that forces them to allow wannabe girls to compete with real girls. Unless common sense finds a way to prevail in this country, the bleeding-heart WPs will destroy female sporting events on a national level.

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Colorado Home Depot customer attacked by dog, owner flees store. I’m fit to be tied over this issue! LEAVE YOUR FOUR-LEGGED KID IN THE CAR, OR BETTER YET, LEAVE ‘EM AT HOME! I’m sick and tired of scofflaw dog lovers using the ADA as an excuse for anybody saying that their rat-dog Chihuahua is a service animal covered by the ADA. Congress needs to amend the ADA, requiring anyone to produce a bonafide certificate proving the animal’s status to enter any business with the owner. They also need to figure out how to make such a certificate charlatan-proof. If they don’t, any fly-by-night asshole that knows how to use a computer will offer fake certificates for $9.99, just like you can be ordained to perform marriages or get a prescription to smoke pot online.

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Austin DA says it’s ‘deeply troubling’ that Texas Gov Abbott wants to pardon Army sergeant convicted of murder. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! Soros bought and paid for José Garza’s election with $400,000. His bleeding-heart, WP, pro-criminal, anti-conservative track record is a carbon copy of every other Soros-elected DA or prosecutor in the US. All are cancers that need to be cut out.

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Volunteers clean 2 mile section of West Eugene wetlands. I’ll give you three guesses who these volunteers are cleaning up after and the first two don’t count. It sure as hell isn’t the itinerant birdwatcher who inadvertently drops something as they reach for their binoculars. If you guessed bums and bumettes, you’d be right. At some point, you’ve GOT to make the connection – people take better care of the environment by following their pooch around and picking up its shit as soon as it hits the ground because there are laws on the books that specifically talk about that. On the other hand, bums turn every place they go into a squalor-filled eyesore, and nobody lifts a finger until the trash causes a traffic hazard, and the piles are so big it takes a wheel loader and a dump truck to get rid of the stuff. Come on, people! It’s election season – do ALL of us a favor. Convince your favorite wannabe politician to start using Transition Centers. Don’t waste your time talking to the ones that’ve been in office for 30 or 40-some years. If they haven’t done a damned thing about the bums in all that time, they sure as hell aren’t gonna do anything about them during their upcoming term. We need somebody with enough money to start an anti-bum lobbying group, and maybe something would get done. After all, money talks, and here’s the problem – nobody’s spending dough to lobby on YOUR behalf. They’re spending money lobbying on the BUM’S behalf.

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‘Hero’ Marines jump into action at Chick-fil-A, break knife to prevent stabbing. Not to take anything away from the Marine that broke the blade, but it was probably made in China and a testament to the quality of vanishing US manufacturing and the punk’s lack of brainpower. If you bring a knife to a fistfight, you have to be smart enough to get a knife that an opponent won’t snap like a pretzel. Where’d the assailant steal the knife from – the Dollar Store?

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