April 2023

A Chicago couple claim they have been the victims of a case of mistaken identity, being forced to pay a fine for a traffic violation that occurred in a car that doesn’t belong to them. I hope to hell they sue the pants off of the City of Chicago. Obviously, Lamebrained Lightfoot has left her mark on the city, and not in a good way.

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Nancy Pelosi roasted over Trump indictment tweet saying he has a right ‘to prove innocence’ at trial. Hey Nancy – you dipshit! In the United States, it’s innocent until proven guilty, not the other way around.

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Biden has ‘no comment’ on Trump indictment. The American people better start waking up. The Soros-elected piss-poor excuse for a DA indicting a former president on charges that more than likely won’t survive a trial is a page right out of Stalin’s playbook used to do away with 9 million of his adversaries. Did they really expect the head of the Biden crime syndicate to say anything? I mean, come on. That’d be like the pot calling the kettle black.

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Federal judge strikes down Minnesota law banning 18-20-year-olds from obtaining gun permits. Hey, Oregon Democridiots! Pay the f⚡⭐⚡ attention! This is what’s gonna happen to all your half-baked anti-gun measures.

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Bulldozing democracy: 33 bills in single hearing!

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CBS News reportedly barring staff from using term ‘transgender’ to reference Nashville shooter. In the commonsense corner, we knew this’s been happening for years, but at last, a smoking gun’s been found. A member of the WP’s trans cult shoots up a school, kills 6, and a WP MS media organization ORDERS their reporters to refrain from referring to the dead shooter as a member of the WP transgender subset. Are you KIDDIN’ me? That’s like the New York Times conveniently forgetting to publish stories stating Hitler was killing 6 million Jews. Ordinarily, I’d say, “don’t get me started,” but lately, the WPs’ve committed enough transgressions to warrant the publication of a consolidated list. Stay tuned.

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Biden calls devastated Mississippi town Rolling Fork ‘Rolling Stone.’ Somebody needs to take this idiot’s White House key away and send ‘im back to Delaware to live in his basement again.

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White House posts video using app owned by TikTok’s parent company, despite national security concerns. Wait just a damned minute! I thought they made it illegal to have Tik Toc on government phones, so why is the White House using it to post a video?

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Safe Rest Village going up 10 feet away from Portland homes. Welcome to Wimpy Wheeler’s Portland, where they use city money to build a latrine for bums 10 feet from your property line and give you a seven-foot-tall fence to look at. If assholes in government would use Transition Centers, this would be a non-story. But they won’t, so it is. Ask yourself this: If the Democrats like bums and bumettes so much, why don’t they invite any to their fundraiser soirées?

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