April 2023

Biden launches 2024 reelection bid to ‘finish the job’ he started. FINISH THE JOB HE STARTED MY ASS! How on God’s green earth can anyone brag about the kind of damage he’s done? Here’s a list of 100 failures in his first 100 days. And that’s just a drop in the bucket. As of today, he’s been president for 826 days, and don’t forget – he’s still got a year and a half to f⭐⚡⭐ up this country even more.

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High school volleyball player says she suffered concussion after being injured by trans athlete, calls for ban. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! What’ll happen when a real girl dies because of a wannabe girl? What’re all the trans activists gonna say, then? That it was too bad? This shit needs to stop before somebody gets killed. BAN WANNABE GIRLS FROM COMPETING AGAINST OR WITH REAL GIRLS. NOW!

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Portland pastry chef mauled by off-leash dog, canine’s handler ODs on fentanyl. Here we go again. Bum has a Pitbull. Bum ODs on fentanyl. Pitbull attacks and mauls innocent passerby. This could happen ANYWHERE there’s a population of bums that aren’t in a Transition Center, but it didn’t. It happened in the city to be featured in the upcoming film, Escape from Portland.

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Riot police arrested a number of left-wing protesters that disrupted proceedings at the Montana state capitol in support of a censured transgender lawmaker. I keep telling you this is the next war – transies and transie supporters against the commonsensers.

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Florida landlord sounds the alarm over state’s squatter problem: ‘Property rights in this state are absurd.’ “Squatter’s rights” are the same as “bum rights” in this country, and there shouldn’t be ANY. Since when should it be legal – anywhere – for bums to take over a vacant property because it’s vacant, and the owner’s trying to sell it? As far as I’m concerned, that’s grand theft larceny. That’s what a lot of states call the theft of a vehicle that’s worth $30,000. Why wouldn’t they give the same name to the theft of a house worth $300,000?

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Top officials warned Biden admin about dangers wind energy projects pose to fishing industry, letter shows. “Unusual mortality event,” my ass. Biden was warned that offshore wind farms were dangerous to marine life, but his people green-lighted them anyway. Next thing you know, dead whales start washing up on beaches adjacent to the greenie’s wind farms in record numbers. Hey Biden, you dumbass! If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s a duck. Every organization that represents the fishery industries on both coasts told you what would happen if you let the treehuggers put offshore wind farms in the path of whale’s traditional migration routes, but nooooo, you completely pooh-poohed their advice in favor of what the earthfirster’s lobbyists were saying. It’s bad enough you’ve let in over 6 million wetbacks that’re killing job opportunities for American citizens. Now you’re killing our whales.

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Better credit, better mortgage payment? Not necessarily, financial experts say. Nothing like working your ass off, paying your bills on time, doing everything it takes to strive for and get a better credit score, just so you can pay a higher mortgage interest rate than the guy who didn’t give a shit, and spent all his time partying. Hint – If you’re planning to buy a house, and have a good credit score, you’d better get it locked in before 1 May of this year. That’s when Biden’s “let’s stick it to responsible people” rule takes effect.

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Firefighters battle fire at closed tavern in North Portland. Guess who started this fire. If you guessed anybody but bums, you’d be wrong.

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