April 2023

Portland’s population drops amid crime, homelessness, other woes. This is what residents are saying about Portland to a national news service: “Walking around, it’s hard to not notice used needles, nudity, human feces and the stench of urine coming from our large homeless population.” Bum-loving Democrats are the reason Portland’s population has declined three years in a row and the same reason it has an estimated 3,000 bums and bumettes living on the streets. As long as Democrats run Portland, this blight will continue, and the bloom won’t come back for the City of Roses.

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Seattle slammed for plan to give gift cards to drug addicts who accept treatment: ‘Gamifying addiction.’ Way to go, Washington – ESPECIALLY you, Seattle! It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that handing out gift cards to addicts because they show up at a meeting is like giving a bum a case of water so that he can pour out the contents and turn in the bottles for their refund value. Maybe all the people with common sense are missing something. I guess it’s possible that, like California, before you can serve in ANY governmental capacity in the state of Washington, you have to take and pass a reverse intelligence test.

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Dems ask for Greene’s words to be stricken from record after she brings up Swalwell’s Chinese spy scandal. You go, girl! No matter what you think of her, she’s not afraid to call a spade a spade – not even in the middle of a committee hearing. Let’s review. Swalwell is dumb as a box of rocks. The idiot was screwing a Chinese spy until the FBI finally told him she was a spy, yet the idiots in his home district in Clowncar California keep sending him back to Congress. What’s that saying about the electorate in his district? I mean, look at the guy. What wily female Chinese spy WOULDN’T go after a slack-jawed doofus that looks like he came off the cover of the Idiotville Post weekly edition? Maybe in California District 14, those are admirable qualities in a congressional candidate. Perhaps it’s more of a reflection on desirable candidate demographics for Democrats in general. I mean, look at the slack-jawed idiot they elected for president last time.

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Fetterman raises eyebrows with choppy opening statement in Senate return: ‘Frightening.’ Fetterman’s months-long hospital stay began in mid-February. Another I told you so. The bleeding-hearts from Pennsylvania just HAD to HAVE this guy for a senator. He won by having less than a 5% spread. Here’s another fun fact: If I didn’t know better, I’d swear I was looking at the Oregon voter turnout map. Out of 67 counties, Fetterman only carried 13. Oz took the rest. That means the commonsense candidate won in 81% of the state’s counties but still lost the election. Mathematically, the same happens in Oregon, where 7 counties out of 36 determine the results of an election. What makes Pennsylvania worse is that Fetterman had medical issues when the Democridiots sent’im to Washington. As expected, he stumbled and fell right outta the gate barely a month after his term began. If this continues, their governor’s gonna have to appoint someone to replace the part-time senator that 19% of the state’s counties elected.

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Guardian Angels’ Sliwa calls for moderates to unite with GOP after AOC dubs Astoria ‘The People’s Republic.’ Hey, citizens of New York’s 14th district! Why in the HELL do you keep electing an avowed socialist (AOC) to be your representative? In the immortal words of Merle Haggard, “If you don’t love it, leave it… If you’re running down our country, you’re walkin’ on the fightin’ side of me.” If your entire district embraces communism, maybe you should sell everything, convert the cash you get into Cuban pesos, and catch the next plane to Havana.

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Oregon Gov. Tina Kotek’s approval rating at 42%; lower than any governor, poll finds. There ya go. Oregon Democrats keep electing losers, and everyone keeps telling pollsters what a miserable job they’re doing. She’s barely gettin’ started, but she’s already scoring as badly as her predecessor Queen Brown, who was consistently rated as the worst governor in the nation. It must be something in the water at the governor’s mansion. Oh wait, I know what it is – they’re both Democrats!

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