April 2023

Budweiser’s new pro-America ad sets social media ablaze: Can’t put the ‘genie back in the bottle, guys.’ Hey Budweiser! Who the hell are your PR people? Your newly released Clydesdale ad is like producing a promotion with a transgender guy who’s a wannabe girl wrapped in the American flag, pontificating on the sanctity of law and order. At the same time, he stands over the dead body of a conservative activist he/she just killed. Like, THAT’S the way you’re gonna get your $5 billion back. Come on – it’s marketing 101. No matter how hard you try, you can’t un-say what you’ve said.

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Missouri theme park implements new rule after massive brawl erupts involving more than 150 teens. Teenagers get embarrassed if they’re seen at the mall with their mom or dad. They’d be absolutely mortified at the idea of having to have a parent with them at the amusement park after 1600 (4:00 PM for the uninitiated).

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The Biden administration is moving ahead with a key approval of a massive 800-mile natural gas pipeline project that proponents said will create thousands of jobs. Hey, you greenie treehuggin’ bastards! You can kiss my ass!

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California reparations panel says total cost ‘least important’ aspect despite potential $800B price tag. They NEED to be concerned. Where do they think all that money’s coming from? It’s coming out of the pockets of the taxpayers that’re unfortunate enough, or dumb enough, to still live in the tax-and-spend state. But then again, that’s the problem with living in a country that’s $31 trillion in debt. They must think, “What the hell, just throw another log on the fire.” Obviously, they haven’t thought it all the way. I mean, think about it. The crowd of people that’re demanding their $5 million share isn’t connecting the dots. They need to realize that, to some degree, they’re paying for their own reparations.

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CRISIS IN KENSINGTON: Where children regularly step over bodies to get to school. Are you payin’ attention, Oregon? Thanks to everyone that approved Measure 110 when the Democrats floated it, it’s only a matter of time before this becomes a story about Portland.

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‘Teen Takeover’ terrorizes Chicago as hundreds of teenagers destroy property, attack tourists. “Where are their parents at?” is the wrong question. We need to ask, “Where WERE the parents during the teenager’s formative years?” Have any of their parents heard the phrase “spare the rod, spoil the child?” It’s a shame the involved parents won’t have to go to jail to bail them out and impart a few choice words about responsibility, maturity, and respect for others and their property. Of course, when their kids just spent a night smashing windows, beating on people, and acting like hellions, any parental words of wisdom will roll off them like water off a duck. However, as much as we commonsensers would like to envision that scenario, it’ll never happen. Why, you ask? I’ll tell you why. Chicago’s in Cook County, and the DA for Cook County is none other than the infamous, Soros-elected, get-out-of-jail-free Kim Foxx. Those kids will be released before their parents know they’ve been hauled in. As an addendum, I do not doubt that every punk and punkstress involved was guided to the violent flash mob by their favorite social media notification system.

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Mother of Virginia six-year-old student who shot teacher is arrested. Finally – common sense prevails. Anybody that would fail to secure a loaded firearm when there’re kids in the house NEEDS to see the inside of a jail cell, ESPECIALLY when their kid took it to school and shot somebody with it.

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