May 2023

Clothes, trash found at the edge of the Texas border. I’ve firmly believed in everybody cleaning up any mess they make all my life. So, here’s the deal. The pair of idiots that caused this mess, and’ve been lyin’ to the American people about it, need to go down to the border, put on a pair of gloves (after some basic instruction as to what gloves are, what they’re used for, and proper method of installation on the hand), and get to work. Mental-case Mayorkas can pick stuff up and toss it into the dump truck the Idiot in Chief’s driving. As much as they’ll complain about it being hard work, I’ll guaran-damn-tee you it’s not NEARLY as hard as bucking bales of second or third-cutting alfalfa.

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Pence blasts Bidens as probe intensifies: When I was VP, my son was in an F-35 not a foreign boardroom. Now THAT’S the way to pile on! Think about it. While Pence’s son was helping DEFEND this country, Asshole Biden’s son was aiding its enemies, taking in millions in exchange for his foreign policy influence, and sending it home so the entire Biden Family Crime Syndicate could share in the ill-gotten goods. What can I say except this is an example of Democrats at their finest on display.

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Oregon’s AG Ellen Rosenblum joins in call for federal gas stove rules. Another albatross to hang around the neck of Oregon Democrats. Wait till it starts gettin’ hot this summer. That’s when she’ll join federal efforts to go after your AC unit. So, Democrats, remember to look in a mirror and thank yourself when you’re trying to cool down by standing in front of a window fan that’s blowing 105˚ air. You got what you voted for. But just think – she’s not done yet. Mark my words. If this state keeps electing treehuggin’ Democrats because the renewable energy grid created by them won’t handle the load, they’ll start restricting when and for how long you can charge the EV they made you buy ’cause they outlawed fossil fuel-powered vehicles. BTW, if there are no more fossil fuel vehicles, there’re also no more gas stations, fuel depots, fuel transfer trucks, or any jobs related to those facilities or transport modes. Maybe all those displaced people can find work in a buggy-whip factory.

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New York Gov Hochul issues emergency order before Title 42 expires, as NYC begins busing migrants to suburbs. Notice to all you self-proclaimed sanctuary cities and states: You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Wait till the flood of wetbacks get here after Numbnuts Biden lets Title 42 expire. Word has it that 80,000 illegal aliens are headed here from Guatemala alone. Compare those numbers to every poor country that doesn’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, and it’s obvious the US is fixin’ to have a huge problem on its hands. And guess what? It’s YOUR fault. Why? ’cause if you hadn’t’ve elected Airhead Joe in 2020, we wouldn’t be facing the flood of illegals we’re about to see, PLUS, we wouldn’t have 6.5 million wetbacks, whereabouts unknown, roaming around the country right now. So, all of you Democrats running a city, county, or state wringing your hands, having an anxiety meltdown as you call out your national guard, while you wonder who to blame: look in a mirror. You and every other Democrat that voted for the Idiot in Chief are to blame.

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Texas ranchers sound the alarm on border crisis after migrants destroy property: The ‘government doesn’t care.’ That needs to be rephrased. It’s not the government that doesn’t care. It’s BIDEN’S government that doesn’t care, and don’t you forget it. Everybody in a border state that DIDN’T vote for the asshole needs to remember: All the Democrats living in non-border states don’t give a rat’s ass about a Texas rancher’s fence line getting destroyed by wetbacks, or the money and time it costs him to repair or replace them. Biden and his feckless sidekick Mayorkas have ruined this country in the name of the woke progressive crowd, and short of the next guy rounding them all up and flying them back to Mexico, I’m not sure I’ll live long enough to see it rectified. It’s a sad state of affairs, and the Democrats own it, lock, stock, and barrel.

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The House Oversight Committee says Biden family members created more than 20 companies and received more than $10 million from foreign nationals while Joe Biden was vice president. In a move vociferously nay-nayed by the Biden White House (you expected anything less?), the House Oversight Committee released a memo that identified over 20 shell companies that were set up when Biden was VP to launder over $10 million destined for members of the Biden Crime Family, including Joe Biden,  Robert Biden ( the VP’s grandson), Hallie Biden (VP’s oldest son’s wife at the time), and several annotations listed as “Biden,” no first name listed. Hunter also shared some of his bucks with Uncle James Biden and Hallie Biden. I don’t care WHAT anybody says. This whole thing stinks to high heaven. The Idiot in Chief is the sleaziest slimeball I’VE ever seen, and quite possibly, the sleaziest in the history of the United States. He makes Nixon look like a saint. Thanks again, Democrats, for burdening commonsense American citizens with the biggest asshole on record. AND – it’s not over yet! Just wait until we default on our debt for the first time in history, ‘cause he won’t budge from his “my way or the highway” position, along with the absolute flood of wetbacks we’re gonna get on top of the 6 million-plus he’s already let in, once Title 42 ends.

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Judge agrees lawmakers violate readability laws. Here’s one for the books: A Circuit Court Judge appointed by a Democrat says that House and Senate Democrats are breaking the law, but he doesn’t offer a clear path to rectifying the situation. That’s like when Queen Brown locked everything down and told Oregonians, “Tough shit, I’m the governor, and that’s the way it is.” I guess we’ll see the asshole Democrats in the Oregon Supreme Court.

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