May 2023

Democrats advance bill that would automatically register unregistered voters applying for Oregon Health Plan. Shemia Fagan is on the way out, but her bills are still alive in the Capitol. I’ll give you three guesses about which political party the OHA rep will suggest when helping illegal aliens or impoverished people fill out their voter registration cards. The first two don’t count. Hint: It’s the only one that starts with a D. You know, the same one with the majority that passes the laws and decides how to spend your tax dollars in this state.

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NYC sending migrants to upstate county ‘not equipped to handle’ influx. Hey Adams! Here’s a message for you and ANY WP bleeding-heart Democrat complaining about the wetbacks – if you can’t stand the heat, get outta the kitchen. You’ve all been wearing your sanctuary city logo like a red badge of courage for years. For the first time in history – thanks to the dumbass Democrat in the White House – you have to put your money where your mouth is. Having to take care of all the illegals being bused in has made you start hemorrhaging money. The money you’ve got less of because of your increasing crime and the rampant bum activity that’s driving out your tax base faster’n water leaking outta a bucket with a hole in the bottom. What’s next – give busloads of wetbacks an armed escort that forces your taxpayers to put ’em up in their private homes? On the bright side, most homeowners are Democrats, so they’ll get what they deserve. That’s what they voted for when they put you in office.

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Betsy Devos on falling test scores: ‘This is appalling.’ 8^th graders’ proficiency in US History is at 14%, and Civics is at 22%, and all Biden’s people can do is continue to blame the Chinese virus. I hate to break it to the overeducated asshole, but even though the pandemic contributed to the problem, those scores’ve been in trouble for much longer than the last three years.

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Space Force commander fired for criticizing CRT rips Navy’s turn to drag queens for recruitment. Jesse’s right, of course. Is the Pentagon leadership tone-deaf? If they decided to install a CRT atmosphere across the board in the DOD to duplicate societal trends, they need to wake up and smell the Bud Light. If ever there was an example of a policy decision within an organization missing the mark, that was it. Suppose current leadership at the DOD was in tune enough to jump through the WP Democrats CRT hoops when it was a widespread bleeding-heart issue. In that case, logic says they can’t ignore the backlash and movement away from an organization pushing the transie movement.

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Sen. Weber and Rep. McIntire sue Oregon Legislature. Betcha didn’t hear about THIS ONE in the MS media, didja? As this writer has noticed multiple times before, Democrats routinely cobble together bills that’re written so poorly county sheriffs and police chiefs can’t interpret or apply the laws without their legal staff gettin’ involved. It’s about damned time SOMEBODY called ’em on it.

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Trans cyclist picks up overall victory in Tour of the Gila. Here we go again. A wannabe woman beating REAL women in a real women’s category competition. When are the supporters of this transie madness going to be recognized for what THEY are – winners in the I wannabe a horse’s ass division?

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Oregon Senate Republican walkout enters 2nd day, halts bills on guns, abortion and more. In true Donkey’s Ass Democrat fashion, the Senate President has scheduled work sessions for today and tomorrow so that the 10 days of unexcused absences will rack up faster against the conservatives who walked out. In case you missed it, the REASON for the walkout was the Democrats’ continued habit of tendering legislation written with language that requires a college education to understand, as opposed to the senate rule that requires language a 9th-grader can understand. BTW, that’s also the reason the Republican senate members are suing Senate Democrats.

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