May 2023

Iran seizes second oil tanker in a week, US Navy says. Come on, Biden, it’s not that hard. I’ve been on a ship that transited the Straits of Hormuz, headed for Dammam, Saudi Arabia, and the Gulf War. It wouldn’t be hard to park a few US Navy vessels in that area to protect oil-laden vessels from the ragheaded Iranians. It’s not that complicated – let me help you out – think of it like this: When an armored car picks up physical cash at a bank by personnel authorized to use deadly force, it’s to keep the bank’s money (which means YOUR money) from being ripped off by some punk-ass chowderhead. All you have to do is think of those oil-laden tankers as your money trying to leave the bank and US Naval forces as the armored car. Problem solved. If you don’t nip this in the bud, next thing you know, the Chinese will have gunships waiting on either side of the Panama Canal to capture tankers leaving South America headed to US ports anywhere.

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Biden campaign, Blinken orchestrated intel letter to discredit Hunter Biden laptop story, ex-CIA official says. It’s PAST TIME to impeach Secretary of Shame Blinken. The fact that Blinken’s been kissing Biden’s ass for YEARS is precisely why he is where he is today. Like Biden, he’s been drinking from China’s watering trough for a LONG time. The American people need to wake up and send them both packing or one day, this nation’ll be eating rice with chopsticks every time they sit down for a meal.

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Secretary of State Shemia Fagan announces resignation following weed consultation scandal. Email sent to Oregon’s governor, reprinted here with permission of the author: Re: Secretary of State vacancy. Here’s an idea: To unify the citizens of this state, you need to make a good-faith effort to share the reins of government by inserting a capable member of the opposite party into the chair vacated by its previous occupant. Continued failure to have an equal seat at the table will result in the entire state suffering Portland’s fate – an unprecedented exodus of businesses and the revenue they generate. To that end, there would be no grander gesture on your part than to appoint the person who received 43.21% of the vote in the 2020 election for Secretary of State: Senator Kim Thatcher. This would serve as a tremendous conciliatory gesture towards the minority party in this state’s government. As a native Oregonian who’s old enough to remember what it was like before 19% of the counties in this state had the votes to elect officials to state offices, I would hate to see my beloved Oregon turn into another California, New York, or Illinois: hemorrhaging voters, businesses, and their revenue.

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Lower Snake River dams help keep the lights on. A loyal reader sent in the .pdf version of the linked editorial. The author defended himself after an uninvited “pro-breach dam activist” (tree-hugger for short) made an unauthorized video of the author’s speech and subsequently gave it to another earthfirster who wrote a hit piece that was published in the same paper. These greenies are all the same – underhanded slimeballs who’ll stop at nothing to promote their agenda.

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Marijuana job lands Oregon Secretary of State Shemia Fagan in trouble. Not to beat a dead horse, but if Kim Thatcher had gotten 7.2% more of the vote and won the Oregon Secretary of State race in 2020, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times: You can’t trust a Democrat any farther than you can’t throw ’em.

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US school districts withholding information from parents on child gender identity. Alright – this shit’s officially out of control! In Oregon, teachers don’t have to teach a kid math or reading ’cause the Democrats in Salem removed those from the requirements to graduate high school, but it’s apparently okay for them to spend their time convincing your daughter she’s really a boy and your son that he’s really a girl – and not tell you, their parent, even though the daughter’s started sporting a butch haircut, and the son’s started wearing a dress.

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Riley Gaines calls Brittney Griner’s remarks on transgender athlete participation ‘heartbreaking.’ It’s not hard to believe Griner’s taking the transies side along with Blundering Biden, who said he’d veto the anti-transie in woman’s sports bill that Congress is getting ready to send him. Would you expect anything less from a Black ball player known for taking a knee instead of standing hand over heart for our national anthem? For taking a pot-filled vape pen into Russia (notorious for their dim view of such shenanigans). And last, but certainly not least, being traded for an international arms dealer/harbinger of death. Now, thanks to our Idiot in Chief, she can resume taking a knee before games as the Russians laugh their ass off at what a clown Biden is.

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Karine Jean-Pierre roasted for claiming illegal immigration is down 90%: ‘These people think we’re stupid.’ It’s no secret that I think KJP is, without question, the dumbest person walking the earth, but this latest one takes the cake. “Down 90%?” How could she POSSIBLY twist the data to draw that conclusion? Supposedly, she’s getting her numbers from the same place I’m gettin’ mine – CBP. By extrapolating those numbers to account for data reporting lags, I can tell you that for the period January 2021 through April 2023, 6.5 million illegal aliens have entered the US. No matter HOW you look at the numbers, the line on the graph keeps going up, not down, and CERTAINLY not down by 90%. To most of us imbued with the average amount of common sense, the number of illegal aliens that’ve entered this country since Biden put his hand on the Bible is unacceptable, and the fact that he’s just now sending troops down there is like closing the barn door AFTER the horse got out. It’s a ploy to let any 2024 voters on the fence think he’s trying to control the flood of illegals. Illegals like the one in Texas that just killed his neighbors because they were complaining about his activities. If Biden’d’ve kept building the wall and hired somebody to run DHS that SUPPORTED the efforts of our CBP instead of the ass-kissing wuss he’s got in there now, we wouldn’t be having this conversation.

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