July 2023

Portland to give out tin foil, straws, and snorting kits to drug users. Only in Portland. Why don’t they call Oregon’s “Death With Dignity” folks and hand out a dose of whatever they’re using?

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Republican AGs warn Target: Pride campaign raises ‘concerns’ under child-protection laws. Move over Bud Light – there’s an even bigger idiot in town.

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House Republicans open investigation into cocaine found in the White House. Folks, THIS is what Biden’s term needs to be remembered for – the president who was running the country when cocaine was found, not only in his White House but in the West Wing of the White House – right down the hall and around the corner from his Oval Office.

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Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg visiting Portland. Buttboy Buttigieg and Portland. Now THERE’S a pair to draw to.

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Oregon State scientists find better way to capture carbon from industrial emissions. It’s about damned time! I’ve been saying for YEARS that THIS is the way forward. If the earthfirsters are so worried that carbon emissions are responsible for global warming, then get to work figuring out how to scrub the carbon out of the emissions. Reducing the amount of carbon has GOT to be cheaper than removing it and storing it underground like they’re trying in Europe. What makes the taste of this breakthrough sweeter is that the discovery was made by brainiacs at Oregon State University, where my mom worked many years ago.

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Insane California green energy rules could wreck trucking industry. There’s no maybe about it. Nitwit Newsom and California Democrats will be responsible for destroying the state’s economy with their electric truck mandate ’cause there isn’t such a thing and requiring it on a piece of paper isn’t going to make it happen any faster. The only way they could ruin the state faster is by requiring only battery-powered airliners to land in the state. There aren’t any of them either. Do you know why? By the time the engineers invent an electric plane with a big enough battery to fly non-stop from Seattle to Atlanta, it’d weigh so much that it could only carry three passengers, and a one-way ticket would cost tens of thousands of dollars just to fly in coach.

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This Mom Asked Her Gen Z Kid Basic Trivia Questions and He Failed Miserably. Should we be worried about the future of this country? Read on, and you tell me. Mom’s questions: his answers. How many states are in the United States: 48; What century are we living in: 20^th; What is the capital of the United States: United States; What is the third month of the year: November. This is what happens when a developing brain is hardwired to a screen 24/7. The primary functions of the human mind are overridden by constant availability and reliance on a smartphone that’s surgically attached to the hand. Thank God they’re not all like this idiot. I’m proud that my granddaughter is a straight-A student and has been for years.

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