September 2023

Biden to get a firsthand look at Hurricane Idalia’s toll in Florida. Get ready. Biden the Buffoon’s going to do his stand-up comedy routine. And maybe, if they’re lucky, the people whose houses and property were destroyed’ll get to hear him tell the story comparing the hangnail he got in ’83 with somebody’s roof blowing off. I’ll bet they’re gonna REALLY appreciate that.

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Thousands of Oregonians to see interest resume on federal student loans. Taking on $100,000 in debt, thinking someone will hire you so you can use that degree in Fingerpainting Analysis is kinda like owning a new boat in December. Buying the new boat seemed like a good idea in July, when you could use it at the lake every weekend. But in December, when it’s blowing snow, and you’re writing out the payment check, you wonder what in the world you were thinkin’. THAT’S the same feelin’ you get after you spend $100 grand on a worthless degree, and you end up parking cars for a livin’.

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NYPD to use drones to monitor backyard parties over Labor Day weekend, sparking privacy concerns. Do you STILL think Democrat-led NYC hasn’t gone full-on big brother? I swear, this is the city George Orwell used as fodder for his 1984 dystopian tale.

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Biden To Be First President Not To Visit Crash Site For 9/11 Memorial Anniversary.  Another 1st for the Asshole in Chief.

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Masked suspects in Seattle tase, rob man at gunpoint outside home, video shows. It’s official. Seattle is vying for the top crime spot. At this rate, it won’t be long before it snatches the title away from San Francisco. See what Democrats can do when they put their collective minds to work? Get together, elect a bunch of WP, touchy-feely politicians, and voilà – for all intents and purposes, you’ve got a communist dictatorship.

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