November 2023

Do you trust the Biden administration to prevent a terror attack on US soil? Boys and girls, here’s a poll to start your day. When I took it, a whoppin’ 91% said NO, they DIDN’T trust the Idiot in Chief to prevent a terror attack on US soil. 91%. Let that sink in. Biden’s wrong on SO many levels and the results of this poll prove that 91% of the participants are skeptical of the senility-ridden bastard.

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Soros-funded group disparages Black GOP governor candidate as Uncle Tom: ‘All skinfolk ain’t kinfolk.’ When are voters gonna wake up? A vote for a Soros-funded candidate is a vote for communism – plain and simple. Before the lever is pulled or the circle is filled in, it’s CRITICAL that the voters do their homework and investigate the candidates. They absolutely CANNOT vote for the person with the flashiest commercials. Promises of a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage are hollow unless they’re achieved using common sense. You’re not safer when a Soros-elected radical DA lets criminals roam the streets. You can’t reach long-term prosperity by spending more than you’re making. That’s how we’ve dug a $33.6 trillion national debt hole that’ll cost each taxpayer over $259,000 to climb out of.

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Kamala Harris guarantees reelection in 2024 after asked why Biden’s not ’30 points ahead’ of Trump. Hey Kamala! Maybe you and the rest of your Democrats need to do THIS experiment: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up first.

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Oregon governor commits to improve education amid struggling math and English literacy scores. I hate to break it to you gov, but the cows are already outta the barn. You politicians in Salem CAUSED the mess we’ve got with these dismal scores by not requiring proficiency in math and reading as a prerequisite for high school graduation. What the hell did you THINK was gonna happen?

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Cornell University Jewish community threatened in online posts; police, FBI investigate. Alright! Enough is enough! When ICE starts filling up planes with wetbacks to fly them anywhere but here, they need to find enough room for all these raghead lovers and fly them out too. If presidents like Obama and Biden hadn’t let ’em in, they wouldn’t be protesting and running around looking for Jewish people with torches and pitchforks in their hands. The ragheads in the Gaza Strip killed 1,400 and took 240 hostages in unprovoked attacks. Fly the Palestinian-lovers somewhere and have someone go Old Testament on THEIR ass.

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Gen Z gets wake-up call on how the ‘real world’ works: ‘Success isn’t handed to you.’ And there you have it. We’ve all been quick to dismiss the attitudinal problems of the Gen Z crowd as self-inflicted, but let’s get serious. They’re all a product of their upbringing, so let’s lay the blame where it belongs – yuppies turned parents that handed out participation trophies, never required them to work a day of their young lives, and instead of hardening them for their life as adults, turned them into marshmallows, filled their heads with unicorns, and sent them out into the world.

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U.S. Unveils Nuclear Bomb 24 Times More Powerful Than One Dropped On Japan. Okay. Now that we’ve finally got THAT done, load it on a B2, head east, and when they’re 15,000 feet over Iran, open the bomb bay doors and release it.

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Biden admin gives major promotion to official who failed Senate confirmation over climate activism. Daniel-Davis’ appointment seems like ‘slap in the face to the American public.’ Biden’s at it again, stickin’ to the time-honored Democrat mantra: F⭐⚡⭐ up, move up.

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Lane County commissioners voice concern over potential offshore wind energy. It’s about damned time SOMEBODY pulled their head outta their ass and told the green, treehuggin’, earthfirster bastards to take a flyin’ f⚡⭐⚡.

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