November 2023

Brown Friday: Yelp reveals most ‘clogged’ cities needing plumbing help on day after Thanksgiving. How ironic is THIS?!? The #1 piece of shit town in Oregon has received national recognition for being #1 on a list of cities requiring immediate help for their piss-poor plumbing. I bet you won’t see THAT accolade in one of their city marketing advertisements.

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Conor McGregor Bashes Irish Govt For Mass Stabbing. See? I’m not the ONLY one who sees that letting in illegal aliens leads to disaster.

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Black Friday crowds expected to dwindle as online shopping gains traction. This one should be obvious, but allow me to explain for those who can’t make the connection. In one of the internet’s more positive attributes, gone are the days when searching for a specific product, one was forced to drive all over town to find it, only to go back to the first place you were at, where you saw something close, but not EXACTLY what you wanted, and buying it. Whether you realize it or not, you’re at the mercy of the brick-and-mortar store’s buyer. They’re only gonna sell what their buyer buys. On the other hand, shopping online allows you to find and purchase the object you require, imbued with all the characteristics you’re searching for – color, size, shape, and function.

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Are your finances better off today than they were four years ago? When I took the poll, a whoppin’ 84% responded “No.”

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‘Cougar’ spotted in Tigard park was actually just a big housecat. There ya go. I’m not pointin’ a finger at folks that weren’t raised in the country, but come on. Even city kids payin’ attention in school should’ve been able to tell the difference between a full-grown cougar and an ordinary house cat – even an oversized one.

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Hamas Delays Second Release of Hostages, Accuses Israel of Violating Cease-Fire Deal. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a dozen times – you can’t trust ragheads any farther than you can throw ‘em.

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