January 2024

US helicopters shoot and kill several Houthi rebels in the latest armed exchange on the Red Sea. When is Biden gonna stop screwin’ around with these Houthi amateurs? I can understand not wanting a direct confrontation with their Iranian arms supplier but come on. These Houthi ragheads’ve barely graduated from ridin’ camels, and if it weren’t for Iran, they’d only be throwing rocks at the international shipping transitin’ the Red Sea. Speaking as a taxpayer who helped BUY the surface-to-air missiles the Navy’s usin’, we’ve spent $76 MILLION to shoot down Houthi-launched munitions only worth a universally estimated $76 THOUSAND. For that kind of money, the Air Force could rain down over a thousand Hellfire air-to-surface missiles, takin’ out ALL their launch sites and then some. Are there any questions?

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OLCC now requires food-delivery companies to obtain state permit to deliver alcohol. Okay, if you can’t see the comedy in this one, I have to question your level of sophistication. First of all, under state law, the delivery driver needs to be over 21 to serve alcohol to someone who’s also over 21- it shouldn’t be any different from the requirements to serve people in a bar. Now for the second quandary: Given the abilities of modern computers, programs, and printers, is the delivery driver qualified and knowledgeable enough to ascertain that the ID presented at the delivery point is a valid in or out-of-state ID?

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Harvard President Claudine Gay stepped down Tuesday after strong backlash for failing to directly condemn calls for the genocide of Jews on campus. ABOUT F⭐⚡⭐IN’ TIME!

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MLB great Steve Garvey looks to revive ‘heartbeat’ of California ‘for all the people’ with Senate run. I wish him the best of luck, but it’s gonna take more than one senator gettin’ elected to turn that communist state around. There needs to be a groundswell of support for common sense, and frankly, I don’t think the voters of that state’ve got it in ’em. As long as they keep electing the likes of Shithead Schiff, Spyscrewer Swalwell, and Maxine the Moron, things’ll never change. Any improvements one guy’ll make would be like tryin’ to bail out the ocean with a teaspoon.

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Which tied Senate votes did Vice President Kamala Harris break in 2023? I’ve been bitchin’ about Cringeworthy Kamala for three years, and this just proves my point. She’s broken a record last set in 1832.

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DOJ torched after prosecutors announce Sam Bankman-Fried will not face trial on illegal political donations. STILL don’t think there’s a double standard for law in this country? Once again, the DOJ is protecting Democrats and people that bankroll ‘em.

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