January 2024

Crisis in the Northwest: Are voters ‘beyond a turning point’ after decades of progressive politics? Yes Oregon Democrats – this article’s talkin’ about YOU. The commonsensers in this state have voted against every one of the WP policies you idiots have approved because of your overwhelming Willamette Valley, ex-Californian population density. The only possible reason things might start changin’ for the better is that this same group’s tired of steppin’ over the bodies of zonked-out druggies sprawled out on the sidewalk and lookin’ at a landscape littered with discarded needle-tipped syringes, buckets full of human shit, tents, tarps, and stolen shopping carts.

3

After a big rate hike, PGE customers may also be on the hook for winter storm power restoration work. REALLY?!? That’s like force-feedin’ you Ex-Lax, then charging you more for the toilet paper you use afterward.

4

Justice Department announces new resources to combat violent crime in DC. It’s about Goddamned time! They must have a chart on the wall that tells ’em to sit on their hands until violent crime goes above a certain line on the graph. Meanwhile, the taxpayers, who are the ones payin’ their wages, are the ones who suffer. For those of you who are fortunate enough to live in a low-crime area, can you imagine havin’ to strap on a piece, and have your head on a swivel, just to get in your car and drive down to the station for a fill-up?

3

Arkansas squatters stake claim on land, says it belongs to them since they are part of exclusive group. The only thing worse than a bum is a squatter (they’re usually one and the same). In this case, they’re part of a nutjob group. Right. Just what this country needs more of. We’ve got a guy squattin’ in the White House right now who’s part of the biggest nutjob group in the country – Democrats.

3

Do you think the investigations into Hunter Biden are legitimate or simply political? When I took the poll, 75% of over 26,000 respondents said they were legit.

2

CBS News anchor admits no one he talked to outside NH grocery store is ‘feeling good about the economy.’ Ya THINK?!? Where the hell’s this guy been livin’ – under a rock? The economy’s gone to hell in a handbasket, and Biden’s the one carryin’ it.

1

Portland city leaders ask residents to renew 10-cent gas tax. If I lived in Portland, I’d tell ’em to kiss my ass! They need to figure out an equitable solution that includes all the treehuggin’ earthfirsters and the EVs they drive. WP Portland’s probably chock fulla them.

1

DeSpain launches a political attack on Val Hoyle. DeSpain stated that Hoyle ‘disqualified herself from further public service in Congress as our representative because she has demonstrated a pattern of corruption, obstruction, and deceit for at least the past three years.’ My regular readers shouldn’t be surprised. I’ve been alluding to that for months. In addition, she’s calling on the U.S. Attorney to explore Hoyle’s alleged involvement in the La Mota scandal. It would appear Hoyle’s her own worst enemy.

1

Woman Who Fatally Stabbed Boyfriend 108 Times Gets No Prison Time, Receives Probation. Only in California. Now, according to this legal verdict, a person can literally get away with murder if you’re high. I can see it now. Next, they’ll get a guy off because he suffered from an alcohol-induced psychosis when he was drunk, got behind the wheel, and killed a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

1