January 2024

LA Times editor implores ex-Californians to stop insulting the state on their way out. Let me get this straight. The state tries to milk ’em dry, forces them to put up with communistic laws passed by a WP bleedin’-heart governor and legislature, and the state’s lead MS media asks departees to play nice? That’s like a back-alley mugger asking for a 5-star review after he’s got your watch and wallet.

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Mom Whose Daughter Was Allegedly Murdered By MS-13 Gang Member Sues DHS For $100M. SOMEBODY needs to sue Mayorkas. I hope to hell she wins.

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New TSA rules migrants can use CBP One app to fly: ‘This is absurd.’ I don’t know how many other people are sayin’ it, but I’ll scream it from the rooftops: When the next 9/11 happens, the fault rests squarely with Numbnuts Biden. It’s bad enough that he’s followin’ the lead of his mentor – Barack the Idiot – and givin’ out Obama Phones, he’s lettin’ ’em board the same flight as you to anywhere USA, using their free, government-supplied phone as a boarding pass. Let’s not forget that CBP has NO IDEA who these people are. Most, if not all, toss their real ID on the Mexican side.

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This one’s for all the residents of Eugene who’re woken up in the early morning on their days off by the almost constant blaring of a Union Pacific train as it winds its way through the downtown area. Need I remind you why this happens? Because bum-lovin’ Eugene wants to keep their canvas condo residents safe. Here’s a thought – if they’re stupid enough to stumble along too close to a set of tracks in a drunken or drug-addled stupor, maybe it’s time to thin the herd. That’ll mean fewer of them to round up when these governments pull their head outta their asses and start using my Transition Centers.

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I was stranded in an EV at midnight. Progressives don’t want you to know about my nightmare. Of course they don’t. Biden and his Democrats are dancing through the tulips, with sunshine and lollipops comin’ outta their ass, while EV owners are sitting in -3˚ weather waitin’ for their car to charge. I can’t wait till the first person dies from hypothermia, stranded on a back road in -10˚ weather, ’cause the battery in the EV they’re drivin’ died, and they were miles from a charging station. That death will be on the shoulders of Biden and his treehuggin’ earthfirsters. Maybe then common sense will come back, and we’ll start drillin’ for oil again.

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