January 2024

2 adults, teen electrocuted when power line topples on SUV during Portland ice storm. You’ve got to be kiddin’ me. That’s survival 101. NEVER exit a vehicle when it’s in contact with a high-voltage powerline – the insulation properties of the rubber tires are the only thing that’s keepin’ you alive. The adults shoulda known better, but I guess, like everything else, even when they were in school, they were too busy learning about whatever WP stuff the school was pushing at the time instead of stuff that might save their lives someday. 

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Congress #4 candidate Monique DeSpain hits $100K. If you’re a commonsenser, and you live in District 4, I beg of you. If you’ve got a couple of extra bucks, PLEASE donate them to this candidate. It’s the only way we’ll get rid of the Democrat (Hoyle) that’s in Congress now.

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Billionaire investor rails against ‘s— for brains’ students who think ‘river to the sea’ means Hudson. Shit for brains indeed! Remember, it’s probably some of these kids that you may have read about who wanna boycott their student loan payments because Biden’s not givin’ ‘em enough fast enough. And it’s not like they’re all rocket scientist material: “… I hear that these kids think that we’re talking about the Hudson River or the Nile River. They don’t understand it is the Jordan River, and ‘from the river to the sea’ calls for the eradication of the Jewish state.” Feel free to shake your head in disbelief at the future of America.

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Trash dumped on Holocaust monument in Philadelphia days after being vandalized with swastika. Philly police need to use every CSI trick in the book to identify and arrest whoever the braindead morons responsible for these cowardly hate crimes are, and then string ‘em up by their thumbs in the public square.

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Court deals blow to Biden’s dishwasher efficient rule. Hey Biden! Look at the bright side. You’ve only got nine months until you find out who’s gonna take your place. Even though lawsuits against your WP green agenda will probably continue long after they snag you with a hook and drag you off the stage, you won’t be in the White House to worry about it.

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President Biden will redesignate the Iran-backed Houthi rebels in Yemen as a terrorist group in response to recent attacks on shipping vessels in the Red Sea. So why the hell did Biden take ’em off the list to start with? They’ve never stopped their terrorist activities.

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Tax alert! Lawmakers draft statewide property tax bill. Hey, tax and spend, Democrats – keep your hands outta my pockets! The county’s doing just fine. They don’t need any help from the state.

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DEI Officer for Johns Hopkins Emails Staff and Labels Whites, Males, Christians, Cisgenders, and Middle-Class as Privileged. In case you haven’t figured it out on your own, THIS is the kind of attitude the Democrats were responsible for when they invented DEI. While you may be aware of DEI positions that’re filled by normal people, the vast majority (substantiated by numerous stories like the linked article) are filled by WP lefties with a chip on their shoulder, and an axe to grind.

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