February 2024

HJR 201 is a STATEWIDE Property Tax!!! All property-owning Oregonians better pay attention! Write your state Senator and Representative and tell them to kill this bum-creation bill. If this passes and Crazy Kotek signs it, your property taxes will skyrocket. Also, ultimately, it would cause rents to increase and retired Oregonians to be forced outta their homes because they could no longer afford to pay the taxes that had previously been capped. Ask yourself: Why does Salem constantly look for more ways to get blood from a turnip when they’re sittin’ on a $5.6 BILLION surplus that’s triggered the biggest Kicker payout in history? In case you didn’t already know the answer, it’s one word: Democrats.

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Tampon dispenser torn from high school boys’ restroom minutes after being installed. If the lawmakers in Connecticut are payin’ attention, this SHOULD be a wake-up call. Then again, it probably isn’t. With the legislature’s Democrats outnumbering Republicans by almost 2-to-1 in both houses and a Democridiot governor to boot, how do you think the law requiring a tampon dispenser got there in the first place?

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Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg reacts to ‘heinous’ attacks on NYPD officers by migrants: ‘Despicable acts.’ Hey Bragg! How come your fat ass is just NOW calling out these despicable acts? What about all the times asshole NYC criminals walk with not so much as a slap on the wrist, and not a penny in bail? Yours, and every other city in America with a Soros-elected DA, has made the US prosecutorial system a laughingstock and a magnet for lawbreakers.

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N.Y.C. Launches $53M Program To Provide Migrant Families With Pre-Paid Credit Cards. More NYC stuff. I swear to Christ! What’s wrong with that place? If NYC bureaucrats came up with this idea, they’re a bunch of idiots. If the mayor dreamt it up on his own, he’s an even BIGGER idiot. It’d be cheaper to use the money to rent a plane and fly ’em back to Mexico, where they came from, and then not let ’em back in.

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Crisis in the Northwest: Fentanyl ‘killing the mentally ill for a dollar a pill’ in state with loose drug laws. Now the whole country knows what happens when all the idiot Democrats in a state get together and pass a law that all the commonsensers turned up their nose at. Way to go Democridiots – you’re on a roll. After you voted to approve Measures 110, 113, and 114, we might as well change the name of our state from Oregon to California 2.0.

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New reality of what it means to be a ‘Sanctuary City’ hitting home for residents. To all the idiot Democrats: Haven’t you heard of be careful what you wish for? For whatever reason, you thought the creation of a sanctuary city was a good idea. It was about as good of an idea as a bunch of urban-dwellin’ hippies tossin’ around feed for their free-range chickens. As a direct result, the surroundin’ area’s overrun by rats and other vermin lookin’ for a free meal. Now, to take care of the rats, the same Democrats who thought that creatin’ a sanctuary for wetbacks was a good idea are closin’ doors to American citizens.

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Biden takes aim at grocery stores for ‘ripping people off’ amid continued high prices: ‘Played for suckers.’ What?!? Not only is Biden a complete idiot, but he’s once again displayed his total ignorance of basic economics. Blaming grocery stores for higher prices is like blaming service stations for high gas prices when he won’t let the fossil fuel companies drill for more oil to refine.

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