February 2024

Speaker Johnson: Biden Is Pretending He Doesn’t Know He Can Enact Border Measures. If you’re smart enough to know what’s gonna happen when you step in a pile of horseshit, you should be smart enough not to step in it in the first place. If you’re the Idiot in Chief, though, you pretend you didn’t know, step in it, and for three years, you track it through the country’s front room while playin’ dumb. Thanks again Democrats, for stickin’ us with this colossal asshole.

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Rep. Ilhan Omar Is Called to Resign In Disgrace For Her Alleged Somalia-Backed Comments. Another radical that needs to be drummed outta the Capitol Building along with AOC and Talib.

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