March 2024

What’s going on with America’s public schools? Enrollment drops and chronic absenteeism tell a dramatic tale. Let’s talk about the elephant in the room: What the hell is a large portion of our taxes payin’ for if more and more parents are opting to avoid the Marxist WP indoctrination centers and homeschool their kids? Once they start kickin’ back tax dollars for schools and programs that aren’t there, look at the other upside: Kids won’t need a summer vacation anymore. Their vacation will align with Mom and Dad’s work vacations. Don’t be shocked. It’s always been that way in Germany. I dare you to get on an Autobahn ANYWHERE during the month of August over there and be in a hurry. It’s like the bumper-to-bumper traffic leavin’ a Boeing plant in Renton when their shift is done ‘cause EVERYONE in Deutschland takes a vacation during the month of August.

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Biden says he regrets using ‘illegal’ to describe Laken Riley murder suspect during State of the Union. Why does he regret using the same language as the federal code uses? He IS the federal leader after all. Why does he have to apologize for using the words printed in the book? Suckin’ up to his fan base, that’s why.

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Top red state official demands answers on Biden executive order ‘attempting to register’ illegals to vote. Mississippi SOS Michael Watson says the Biden executive order creates ‘numerous opportunities’ for ineligible voters to vote. I’m surprised the old shithead waited till 8 months before the general election to make this move. Why don’t they just stand at the border and hand out voter cards to the wetbacks as they climb outta the river?

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Merkley on State of Union: ‘Remind folks of the big accomplishments.’ Something you’d expect outta a typical Democridiot. The last 3 + years under Biden illustrates what this country’s goin’ through. If all you can taste is sour, you forgot what sweet is.

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‘Land of the Lost’ child star lived ‘Yellowstone’ life after Hollywood fame. ‘It was very hard work, but it was also very rewarding.’ Truer words were never spoken. Imagine being a kid in the 5th and 6th grade, having to feed horses before you could eat breakfast or walk to the school bus stop. On the weekends, you had to clean a bunch of stalls before you could do anything else, and anything else included saddlin’ up horses and takin’ ‘em on an exercise ride to keep ’em in shape – not vegin’ out on the couch playin’ video games. Do today’s 5th and 6th graders have ANY idea how much a saddle weighs, or how much effort it takes to throw in on a mare that stands 15 hands, or how much a wide pitchfork fulla horseshit and straw weighs, or how much effort’s required to throw it outta the back window of a stall? Hard work, yes, but NOTHIN’ smells as good as a field of fresh-cut alfalfa or is as satisfyin’ than diggin’ up some worms, grabbin’ a fishin’ pole, and walkin’ down to the creek to try your luck.

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Federal court blocks Biden admin from diverting funds from border wall. Biden shut down most wall projects upon entering office in 2021. Hey Biden! You f⚡⭐⚡in’ reprobate! You’ve probably run outta fingers and toes to count the number of lawsuits you’ve lost in the last 3+ years.

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Did Biden pass or fail? Former presidential speechwriters grade the State of the Union address. Democrats and Republicans disagree on whether the president’s address was too political. If you swallowed hard, gave in to your masochistic tendencies, and managed to sit still through the whole thing, you saw the Divider in Chief calling his performance over the last 3 + years an achievement. For Christ’s sake! Even people in his own party can see through that. Talk to ANY Democrat livin’ in an area that’s inundated with some of the 10 million wetbacks he’s let in, and you’ll see what I mean.

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