March 2024

Biden ‘cancels’ nearly $6B in student loans for public sector workers. Alright people. This is your alarm clock speakin’. So far, the Idiot in Chief’s forgiven a whoppin’ $143.6 billion in student debt. Guess who’s payin’ for it instead of the person who actually took out the loan? That’s right, YOU are. That’s like decidin’ to buy 1.1 million people a new Mercedes and just give it to ‘em while you’re still ridin’ the bus to work. And the only way you’re gonna change it is for you to get fired up about Biden and his Democrats and let that anger follow you into the votin’ booth in November. Gettin’ rid of ’em is the only way to get some common sense back into this country.

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Launch of new unemployment benefits website leaves some Oregonians hanging. It’s a typical example of what happens when you let a bunch of Democrats set up and run ANYTHING. How many readers know what SNAFU REALLY means? Situation Normal All F⚡⭐⚡ed Up. Thanks to the Oregon Employment Department, that’s what some outta work people are havin’ to deal with. The state owes them money, but their new software’s got ’em wrapped around the axle, and their claim’s been suspended for some unknown reason that Oregon’s bureaucrats can’t explain. It’s so bad people are having trouble payin’ their bills, and SOME people got tired of waitin’ and moved out of the state to find work elsewhere. Imagine that. A state run by Democrats that withheld their money so long that it put people in danger of losing their homes, forcing them to move into a tent under a bridge, and having the state pay for their meals and whatever other homeless subsistence they hand out. All because they didn’t allow themselves enough time to properly vet a new program before they unleashed it on the public.

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New York school board approves resolution that could ban transgender athletes from girls’ sports. The country needs to see more. This happened in New York for Christ’s sake! A state run by a bunch of Democrats, elected BY Democrats. Will wonders never cease? This should be a preview of what’s gonna happen in November. Piss off enough commonsensers, and Democridiots’ll pay the price.

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Problem child Ben & Jerry’s getting boot from parent after years of political controversy. Here’s a lesson for any WP, idealistic social justice warriors that’re thinkin’ of dippin’ their toe into the capitalistic swimmin’ pool. You can wear green clothes to work every day while you stand on your earthfirster, treehuggin’ soapbox, but eventually your company’s ass is gonna be bought out and belong to a commonsense business owner that cares more about makin’ money than listenin’ to your whiny bullshit. At that point in time, you’ll be out on your ass tryin’ to sell your shit to a smaller crowd of hippies ’cause you lost the money that paid for your advertisin’ megaphone. After that, when things really get tough, you sell your brand to China, and we all know what happens next.

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U.S. District Judge Sharon Johnson Coleman has ruled that an illegal immigrant who has not committed a violent crime cannot be deprived of his gun rights. WTF?!? You’ve got to be SHITTIN’ me! The rest of us can’t own a pistol unless we undergo and pass a background check. How in the hell’s a wetback gonna pass one? Just because the sonofabitch hasn’t been here long enough to rob a bank or kill somebody doesn’t mean they haven’t wherever it is they came from. How about we finish building the wall, round up all the illegals in the country, and fly ‘em back to Mexico? Problem solved.

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The Biden administration is in urgent talks with Niger following the country’s decision to end a military agreement that allows the U.S. to house an anti-terror drone base in the restive African nation. Hey Biden, you moron! Two things should’ve happened here. 1. You needed to have a contingent of our CIA people in-country, keeping a finger on the pulse of the shaky political situation there. 2. If we had a SOFA in place and boots on the ground, it was imperative that you idiots had spread some US foreign aid cash around so the deposed leader could’ve hired enough troops to fend off the coup that just happened. Like so many of your faux pas in the last 3+ years, you let this one get away from you, not only causing this country to become a foreign policy laughingstock on the world stage, but you also laid the groundwork for allowing the next 9/11 on American soil. When it happens, it’d be poetic justice if you and the Democrats that put you in office were the only casualties, but I’m afraid a lot of good, commonsense people are gonna die, too.

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Credit scores fall for the first time in a decade as Americans struggle to save and keep up with payments. Let’s be clear about how we got here. This situation wouldn’t exist without the Democrat-driven inflation that was caused by the idiot they put in the White House. You have to remember when that occurred, it didn’t happen in a vacuum. Once Biden was elected, he hired an army of donkey’s-ass hangers-on to fill his administration’s posts. After that, he spent trillions of dollars he didn’t have, which caused inflation to hit 9% and the average credit card interest to go from 14% the month before he was sworn in, to 24% today. To anybody who knows anything (except Democrats who’ve yet to figure out how it works), it’s not rocket science, it’s Economics 101.

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Biden finalizes crackdown on gas cars, forcing more than half of new car sales to be electric by 2030. Hey Biden! You and the rest of your treehuggin’ Democrat buddies can kiss my commonsense ass. BTW. If things go the way I THINK they’re gonna go, this dumbest of your dumb policy moves’ll be gone before the close of business on 21 Jan 25.

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