March 2026

‘We’ve had enough’: US airport says it wants to ban pajamas as travel apparel. It’s about f⚡⭐⚡in’ time! Come on folks. Is gettin’ dressed really all that hard?

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Crockett called out after suggesting ‘cheating,’ blaming Republicans following loss. This is another I-told-you-so. While she might’ve had some support in the South Dallas area, there was no way this Democrat firebrand was gonna be a serious contender for one of the two senator slots from Texas. To do that, she’d have to get a majority of votes from the entire state, and that wasn’t gonna happen. Come on. It’s Texas for Christ’s sake.

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Texas Dems head to runoff after longtime Rep Al Green fails to clinch majority. This news shouldn’t break anybody’s heart. One could only hope that if this asshole loses, a commonsenser will be successful in November, but don’t get your hopes up. It IS South Houston after all.

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Injured protestor facing charges after jumping on a vehicle and blocking traffic. FINALLY! A raghead lovin’ punk sonofabitch gets what he deserves.

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Two protestors sent to the hospital after blocking off road access in downtown Eugene. After they get outta the hospital, they need to send the raghead lovin’, hippie sonsofbitches to JAIL. But the Democrats who run this town probably won’t let THAT happen.

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Supreme Court sides with New York Republican in congressional redistricting fight. Now if only the rest of the judges across the country who’re in the Democrats’ pocket would pay attention to this ruling, we’d be set. But I doubt that they will, so the fight goes on.

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Virginia Democrats craft 10-1 congressional map after voters banned gerrymandering. Gov Spanberger clears the way for extreme partisan map after pledging not to do so. If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a dozen times: The idiot voters in Virginia are soon gonna rue the day they elected a two-faced chameleon – Spanberger the Swindler, if they haven’t already.

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