March 2026

Project Sanitation Justice seeking volunteers to map Eugene’s public bathrooms. Instead of givin’ bum lovers a feel-good project, why don’t they invest our tax dollars in Transition Centers?

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Virginia county library hosts Pride-themed reading event for kids with mayor as guest reader. Still don’t believe me when I say the trans lovin’ Democrats, and by extension, teachers responsible for your kid’s education, are goadin’ ’em into thinkin’ they were born in the wrong body?

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VA Dems deliver on Spanberger’s affordability pledge — with 178% lawmaker pay raise. Virginia Democrats talk affordability — and vote to nearly triple their own pay. I hope everybody who voted for her is payin’ attention. Who do they think’s gonna pay for all those nearly 200% pay raises? The voters are. As far as I’m concerned, it’s nothin’ more than a favoritism and vote-buyin’ move. While Democrats have almost twice as many members in Virginia’s House, in the Senate, they only have a two-seat majority. If this keeps up, she’s gonna take over Crazy Kotek’s place as the most hated governor in America.

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Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei dead after IDF strike hits Tehran compound, Israeli source confirms. Iran’s supreme leader ruled the Islamic Republic for more than three decades, overseeing brutal crackdowns and proxy wars.

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Trump tells Iranians the ‘hour of your freedom is at hand’ as US-Israel launch strikes against Iran. At last, the ragheads are gettin’ their just desserts. As long as we don’t leave $7 billion worth of equipment and arms for them to use against us or our allies, like we did when Braindead Biden tucked his tail between his legs and retreated from Afghanistan.

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Who do you think better represents American interests? Talk about a party line vote. 27% said Democrats and 28% of registered voters in this country are Democridiots.

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Do you support President Trump’s ‘war’ on social services fraud? 83% said YES. It would follow that the 17% who said NO are in receipt (to some degree) of fraudulent income derived from our tax dollars. BTW, 28% of the registered voters in the United States are Democrats. You should be able to figure the rest out from there.

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House lawmakers pass lodging tax hike to fund Oregon wildlife. Oregon House lawmakers voted Tuesday to hike the state’s lodging tax to pay for wildlife conservation programs and to compensate ranchers whose cattle are killed by wolves. If the treehuggin’ earthfirsters hadn’t’ve brought back the wolves, there wouldn’t be a need to compensate ranchers, ’cause the cattle wouldn’t be gettin’ killed. QUIT ELECTIN’ DEMOCRATS!!!

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