April 2026

All Oregon prisoners will soon have their own personal tablet. Here’s why. While this’s being touted as a way to save money, how long will it be before an innovative prisoner figures out a way to use the tablet to send coded messages and smuggle in contraband? When it happens, do you think the state will publicize it so we can get in a few well-deserved “I told you so’s”?

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New poll reveals Spanberger’s popularity is plummeting amid backlash over gerrymandering. Really? You idiot Virginia Democrats couldn’t see THAT one comin’? The only thing worse than electin’ a Democrat to run things is electin’ a commie. Just ask anybody with an ounce of common sense who lives in New York City.

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Newsom’s California rail project now expected to cost $126B, official admits, with still no tracks laid. This could only happen in Democrat-laced California, where lyin’ to the voters is business as usual. The cost of the Democrats’ high-speed rail wet dream has exploded by 74% over what voters were told to get it approved back in 2008. Welcome to Liarsville, California (formerly known as Sacramento).

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Houthis threaten to open a second shipping chokepoint as Red Sea tensions escalate. If the ragheads are idiots enough to try it, they need to be bombed back to the Stone Age – not that they’d have that far to go.

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Probe to snare Iran rescue leaker ‘underway’ as Trump threatens jail for imperiling arduous operation. JAIL?!? When they figure out who it is, they need to hang the sonofabitch up by his nutsack.

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Republican candidates rip Merkley for war crimes reminder. “Here he is, a non-veteran, publicly lecturing four-star generals in the entire chain of command on when to disobey the President of the United States.” Couldn’t’ve said it better myself. This is the kind of pantywaist Oregon Democrats elect as their United States Senator.

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Wyden: Reforms to stop spying on Americans. If Wrongway Wyden gets his way, then we get to blame the next 9/11 on him.

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San Francisco becomes the first US city where diesel prices top $8 a gallon. You’d expect anything less from the bluest city in a state full of ‘em?

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