April 2026

Pentagon says clearing Iran’s naval mines in the Strait of Hormuz will take six months. On the bright side, by the time they find and clear all the mines laid by the ragheads, there won’t be a country left to lay any more.

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DeSpain blows Rep. Hoyle away on fundraising. Keep your fingers crossed. I’m hoping this portends the future, and Half-assed Hoyle is headed for defeat in November. This state needs to come to its senses and QUIT ELECTIN’ DEMOCRATS!!!

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Illegal immigrant Israel Flores Ortiz gets 360 days for groping girls at Fairfax County Va. High School. ONLY IN VIRGINIA! This wetback was sentenced to 360 days, and given credit for time served, which means he’s only got 135 days left. For Christ’s sake! He’s an illegal alien that Braindead Biden let in. Why isn’t he walkin’ out of jail onto a deportation flight? Maybe the Democrats and their activist judges are waitin’ to see if he rapes a girl when he gets out.

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21-year-old Chinese national arrested at JFK following Nebraska Base surveillance allegations. I’ve been tryin’ to tell you – the Chinese can’t be trusted any further than you can throw ’em.

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