May 2026

Mexican senator accuses Sheinbaum of shielding ‘narco-politicians’ after US cartel indictment. I TOLD YA SO! How many years have I been sayin’ this was goin’ on?

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Angry Left plots to purge Virginia’s high court. Typical Democrats – the redistricting sleight of hand didn’t go their way, so they’re takin’ their ball and goin’ home.

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House GOP holds first impeachment inquiry hearing into President Joe Biden. I won’t bore you with the still-warm news of Braindead Biden’s pay-to-play game he ran with his drug-addled, skillless kid. Suffice to say, here’s hopin’ that the impeachment’s successful, and the details are chiseled into the former head-Democrat’s tombstone, the deployment of which is probably just around the corner. 

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Hegseth says Pentagon will review Mark Kelly’s public statements about classified briefing amid ongoing feud. I hope they fry the sanctimonious bastard for blabbin’ classified info to the leftstream media, and teach the voters of Arizona what NOT to do. They never shoulda picked this guy. They shoulda stuck with Martha McSally.

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New DHM Research poll where 59% of Portlanders (yes, Portlanders) have a negative opinion of the Governor. This means the 2026 Governor’s race is in play. If you didn’t believe me, then maybe you’ll believe the linked material.

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Tsunami of sewage from Mexico barrels toward the US coastline. Up to 30 million gallons of sewage-contaminated water flows daily from Tijuana into the Pacific Ocean. Once it starts ruinin’ the beaches where they love to swim, surf, and sunbathe, any bets on whether or not this’ll make Californian Democrats change their wetback lovin’ ways? I don’t know about you, but I’d guess dodgin’ terds while you’re waitin’ to catch the next wave, or spreadin’ your beach towel over clumps of human shit would be kinda off-putting.

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GOP candidate Spencer Pratt gains momentum in L.A. Mayoral Race following strong debate, praise from public figures. Be still my beating heart. Could it be true? Does commonsense actually have a chance in a town infested with Democrats? Well, that’s what happens when the dumbass Democridiots let people’s houses burn down, ’cause they gave all the firefighin’ water to the fish, and to add insult to injury, over a year after the Palisades Fire, only 758 building permits’ve been approved out of the 1,800  submitted. If, after that travesty, Californian voters retain Democrats in state and local offices, they deserve everything they get.

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