July 2026

6 states refused to be in the 250th National State Fair. Kotek won’t celebrate her own nation just because someone she doesn’t like is in the White House. Hey Oregon Democrats! This’s the governor YOU elected. Are you happy that you’re responsible for lumpin’ us in with the 12% who didn’t participate?

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Federal judge blocks blue state’s (Virginia) law prohibiting ICE agents from wearing masks on the job. Hey governor! You and your Democrat legislators can kiss my ass!

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Luigi Mangione locks in on jury pool fight after plea deal reportedly falls apart. Like a drowin’ man grabbin’ at straws. Just put a hole in his head and haul ‘em to the dump with the rest of the garbage. He’s guilty as sin, and that’d be a lot cheaper for us taxpayers than the hundreds of thousands, if not millions, it’ll cost us to keep ‘im in jail for the rest of his life.

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House Republican pushes bill to restrict birthright citizenship, pregnant visitors. ‘I refuse to let these anchor babies colonize our country,’ Ogles declared in a statement. Any port in a storm. Shoulda been done YEARS ago.

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Iran refuses new US talks until MOU implemented, Hormuz stays under Tehran’s control. I don’t know how to break it to the ragheads, but this isn’t gonna end well for ‘em.

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Volunteers remove 10,000 pounds of trash on Forest Service land near Lakeside. For Christ’s sake! I’ve been tryin’ to tell you how to fix this problem for YEARS. Load the bums on a bus, point it east, and don’t stop till you run outta trees and you reach the Transition Center somewhere between Prineville and Burns.

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Liberal fail: Oregon grows at half the rate of the nation. If you won’t believe me, maybe you’ll believe this guy. He makes his livin’ as an economist for Christ’s sake!

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Newsom under fire as California gas tax hike sends pump prices even higher. Of the average $5.58 price per gallon cited by the lawmakers, about $4.43 reflects the cost of gasoline, with the rest going toward taxes and fees. California’s top Democrat won’t admit it, but after reviewing headlines citing an unfavorable business climate in the state, one would assume that the massive departure of businesses to other states and the subsequent reduction in state revenue are part of why gas taxes are being hiked.

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