OREGON OBSERVATIONS 12 DECEMBER 2023

Benton County Sheriff’s Office warns about public USB charging stations. All right, enough is enough. Whenever I travel, I observe people using these ubiquitous public charging systems and often wonder if, eventually, someone would figure out how to use them to steal your stuff, just like a counterfeit card skimmer. Well, wait no further – here it is. Instead of some brainiac figuring out how to scrub every last drop of carbon out of our fossil fuel emissions, they used their mad scientist powers to steal your financial information. Instead of the FBI settin’ traps to catch God-fearin’ people voicin’ their opinion about school boards lettin’ wannabe girls use the same showers alongside real girls, they need to be lookin’ for the assholes responsible for this latest scam.

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