TwiceRetired

Israeli military confirms one body returned by Hamas does not belong to an Israeli hostage. I KNEW the f⭐⚡⭐in’ ragheads would pull a fast one. For Christ’s sake! They kidnapped these hostages and tortured some of ’em till they died. What makes you think they had the mental capacity to bury their bodies in a marked grave so they could dig it up, and know who they were diggin’ up? They sure as hell weren’t gonna let ’em stay above ground and stink up the place for two years. I hope they drag their feet on the disarmament part of the deal so they can meet their 72 virgins after the IDF blows their head off.

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Alec Baldwin blames THIS after crashing wife Hilaria’s car into a tree. Of course he does. Nothin’s HIS fault. The asshole thinks his shit doesn’t stink. I hope the arrogant sonofabitch has his insurance claim for the vehicle damage denied.

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Trump touts another US strike near Venezuela that killed six alleged drug smugglers. Number five. This keeps gettin’ better and better.

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‘OUT OF THE QUESTION’ Key test for Trump peace plan as senior Hamas official rejects demand to disarm. I hate to say “I told you so” this early in the game, but it’s startin’ to look like an I-told-you-so moment.

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7 arrested at Airbnb in Eugene after investigation into suspected crime ring targeting Asian homes and businesses. They finally caught the sonsofbitches. BTW, it’s worth noting here that with names like Rodriguez, Martinez, and Quintero, the victims wouldn’t’ve been preyed upon and had their lives turned upside down by this group if it hadn’t been for the sanctuary laws Democrats shoved down Oregon’s throat in 1987. For those who didn’t know, in ’87, the Democrats had a majority in both houses of the legislature, and there was a Democrat livin’ in the governor’s mansion. So all the Asians who got ripped off can blame the Democrats for their troubles.

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School district blames state legislature for low test scores and potential funding impacts. What a crock of shit! If teachers (and districts) would spend as much time teaching kids the 3-Rs instead of how they need to be battin’ for the other team, their scores couldn’t HELP but come up. And while they’re at it, it wouldn’t hurt to put God’s principles and the Pledge of Alliance back in the classroom. By graduating kids with a proficiency level of 43% in English, 31.5% in math, and 30% in science, all Oregon’s schools are good for is cranking out lifelong employees of McDonald’s, KFC, and Jack in the Box. And don’t get me started on how this impacts America’s standing on the world stage.

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Ilhan Omar refuses to credit Trump for the Gaza ceasefire. Is ANYBODY surprised? Indeed, none of my regular readers should be. She’s as woke progressive as they come – a Democrat’s Democrat.

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Joe Biden says he worked ‘relentlessly’ to bring hostages home in reaction to Trump’s achievements.  Of course he’d say that. If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times: Braindead Biden’s the consummate loser. He and his f⚡⭐⚡in’ Democrats dragged this country through the mud for his entire presidency. For Christ’s sake! When he retreated from Afghanistan, he got 13 servicemembers killed, gave away billions of dollars in US equipment, and cheapened the sacrifices of the roughly 2,500 servicemembers who made the ultimate sacrifice over a period of 20 years.

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