TwiceRetired

Anti-ICE activists help immigrant child rapist escape arrest. Hey all you bleedin’ heart wetback lovers! Maybe if you’re lucky, one of the child rapists you’re tryin’ to protect’ll target YOUR kid next. How’d you like THAT?

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Electric vehicle (EV) tax breaks may hit a dead end under Trump’s ‘Big Beautiful Bill.’ The only reason the EV tax breaks even EXIST is because of Bumbling Biden and his f⚡⭐⚡in’ Democrats. I’ll be sure to send flowers when it dies.

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GOP senators call for end to funding for sanctuary cities: ‘Enough is enough.’ This needs to take off like a kitchen fire in a greasy spoon restaurant.

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Asian-American leaders praise Governor Kotek’s reversal in high-profile burglary case. This has GOTTA be the height of a Democrat’s hypocrisy. The embezzler she refused to extradite from Ohio was finally arrested after she changed her mind (no doubt from fear of how that decision would affect her future reelection bid). For the same reason, now she’s changed her mind to avoid alienating the Asian-American voting bloc.

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Planned Pearl District homeless shelter sparks fears from neighbors. Neighbors are sounding off over the city of Portland’s plans to put an overnight homeless shelter in the Pearl District. If you’re plannin’ on takin’ a walk in a rainstorm, you’d better have an umbrella. If you don’t, you’re gonna get wet. Anybody who thinks these shelters won’t bring the squalor, property crime, and panhandling that’s associated with ’em is livin’ under a rock.

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Whoopi Goldberg corrected by Iranian dissidents following her claim that life for Black Americans is equivalent to living under Iranian autocracy. Hey Weirdo Whoopi! If you’ve never tasted anything but sweet, you don’t know what sour is.

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AG launches investigation into ’33 potential non-citizens’ who voted in 2024 presidential election. Over 6,500 potential non-citizens were removed from Texas’ voter rolls. Out of the 6,500 individuals removed, 1,930 of them had a voter history. See, this is the problem. How are these wetbacks gettin’ into a votin’ booth to start with? Don’t these states have some kinda program to check identification at the door?

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Discounted college tuition for illegal immigrants policy leads DOJ to sue Kentucky. ANY state that gives a break to wetbacks is a problem and NEEDS to be sued.

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