TwiceRetired

Tina Kotek Announces Bold Plan to Fix Oregon by Staring Blankly. At press time, officials confirmed that Kotek’s approval rating had dropped another 3% during the press conference. What more can I add? Pretty self-explanatory.

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Xi Jinping skips BRICS Summit for the first time amid speculation of political turbulence in China and divisions between member nations over trade and strategic interests. Is China falling out of favor? Be still my beating heart.

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‘Porous border’: Over 1,200 Iranian nationals have entered our country that we are aware of, but over a million known ‘gotaways’ remain unidentified, and we have no idea where they went. When the next 9/11 happens, don’t forget to place the blame where it belongs: Braindead Biden and his f⚡⭐⚡in’ Democrats.

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DOJ directs US attorneys to seek to revoke citizenship of naturalized Americans over crime. Justice Department memo directs attorneys to target terrorists, human traffickers, and fraudsters in denaturalization proceedings. This shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone. All they’re doin’ is goin’ after all the crooks who paid off somebody by slidin’ money under the table to get their naturalized status and use it to legitimize their criminal activities.

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Mexico: 20 bodies found, including 4 ‘decapitated bodies’ hanging from bridge. Another horrendous headline outta Mexico. And you wonder why I never understood the attraction to a place where you could be on a weekend bender and get kidnapped, caught in a cartel crossfire, or killed ’cause you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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Gun-Free, Cop-Free Store Now Complains Of Crime. Really? You get what you pay for. During the riots of 2020, they were tellin’ everybody who’d listen how much they loved BLM (Black Lives Matter – not the Interior Department’s BLM), and how much they hated cops.. Now that they’ve forbidden law enforcement to enter the premises, they’re complainin’ about crime. Go figure.

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As traffic deaths soar, Eugene city officials urge safer driving habits. Contributing factors include larger vehicles and societal issues like addiction and housing instability. Translation: More drunk and drug-addled bums are gettin’ killed after they stumble into traffic. Let’s go over this one more time: TRANSITION CENTERS!

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Penn revokes Lia Thomas’ records, bans trans athletes under Trump administration deal.

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Bryan Kohberger pleads guilty to Idaho murders. Bryan Kohberger accepts four consecutive life sentences without parole for the 2022 University of Idaho student killings. The system has failed these four innocent victims and their families. All we can hope for now is that his fellow jailbirds will use a shiv instead of a firing squad to carry out the death sentence he tried to dodge.

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