TwiceRetired

Shark bites off woman’s hands as she tries to take a selfie with it. There’s dumb, and then there’s dumber. Between this and the recent stories of people gettin’ gored after tryin’ to take a selfie with a buffalo, you’d think common sense’d kick in, and the insatiable drive to be a social media star’d take a back seat to one’s safety, but I guess not.

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